Sherman's Lagoon by Jim Toomey for August 28, 2024

Just be all you can be.

My Kitty is vegan. What I name my hamster is none of people’s business.

Yeah, but how long do you think you’re going to want to be vegan?

You’re gonna have to attack a lot of lentils and bean sprouts, kid. And then there’s the hippie gas. There’s nothing worse than hippie gas.

It reminds me of on Futurama when an animal rights group tried to protest against Fry and the others when they were eating Popplers, even claiming that they taught a lion to eat tofu, but the lion was very sick as a result.

Haha…a vegan shark

That means he can only eat vegan hairless beach apes.

Carnivores don’t do well trying to be vegan. Their system isn’t designed for that.

It was a test and you failed!

Megan should be sympathetic, she tried going vegan years ago before they had a kid.

I suppose there’s more than one way to kill a shark.

A vegan shark is almost as ludicrous as a talking shark…

Are Great Whites obligate carnivores, like cats? Because if they are, Herman will end up starving to death no matter how much kelp he eats. And here’s another point: green turtles eat jellyfish, which would make them omnivores.

Sure.. you can be anything you want but as far as your diet goes I think you’re gonna have a tough time surviving on vegetables since you’re a shark.

you actually have to have talent to be anything you want to be. speaking from experience… ☺

Not sure where that came from. Sea turtles eat jellyfish. One species of shark gets most of it’s calories from sea grass. So Jim may be about to have some fun with facts.

TRUTH!!!!!!!

Carnivores can’t survive without meat.