The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 31, 2024

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    Bilan  2 months ago

    No misunderstanding. It was right there in the contract. In the Knight Rider.

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    FreihEitner Premium Member 2 months ago

    Is his name Lance?

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    iggyman  2 months ago

    Get the “Armor all”!

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    Seth down  2 months ago

    Use the force

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    Just_Karl  2 months ago

    Should’ve ordered the Dark Knight version. Would’ve gotten a cool cowl with night vision, infra-red, sonar, zoom, wi-fi, etc.

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    mourdac Premium Member 2 months ago

    I’ve wondered how guys fought with such limited vision with those helmets.

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    treutvid  2 months ago

    Already spent $12.5B of citizen’s money, and now we’re looking at cost overruns!

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    Funniguy  2 months ago

    That’s what you get when you go with the lowest bidder.

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    wongo  2 months ago

    Should come in handy for the next company joust.

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    uniquename  2 months ago

    They need this knight vision to de-k.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member 2 months ago

    An early incarnation of polarized “sunglasses”, obviously vertically.

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    gozirra2 Premium Member 2 months ago

    Surely, you joust! And don’t call me Shirley.

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    prrdh  2 months ago

    Next time, order in writing, not over the telephone.

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    DaBump Premium Member 2 months ago

    D’oh!

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    Queen of America  2 months ago

    It was probably some idiot who doesn’t know the difference between night and knight.

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    hooglah  2 months ago

    No problem. Add another TWO BILLION $ to the contract and they will fix it.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 2 months ago

    And it makes him walk funny—two steps forward and one to the side.

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    Lablubber   2 months ago

    Obviously not a squire deal.

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    zeexenon  2 months ago

    And the incoming multi-slit experiment waves make him seasick.

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    TheWildSow  2 months ago

    Try the deluxe model – it’s made of white satin….

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    Zebrastripes  2 months ago

    Peek-a-BOO!

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    Lady loves a joke  2 months ago

    This is funny!

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    6turtle9  2 months ago

    Does he say ni?

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    gammaguy  2 months ago

    They should have ordered the version in titanium… knight light.

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    anomaly  2 months ago

    Surely you joust.

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