Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for August 21, 2024

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    eromlig  3 months ago

    Much harder today than yesterday; it’s not bad poetry — just “poetry.” Good luck/schmuck.

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    The Duke  3 months ago

    He’s a poet and doesn’t even know it!

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    Shikamoo Premium Member 3 months ago

    I think that I will never write/ A poem as lovely as a kite. In a tree.

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    Imagine  3 months ago

    Maybe he needs to stand beneath a poet tree.

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    nancyb creator 3 months ago

    Ooh, very good! I wish I had thought of that.

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    Dobie  Premium Member 3 months ago

    Roses are read,

    Dave’s shirt is redd,

    Poems are hard,

    Spel Chek!

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    P51Strega  3 months ago

    Upon the banks of the river Shannon,

    A poem was writ that’s now canon,

    of only five lines

    a pattern of rhymes,

    that gets dirtier as time goes on and on

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    backyardcowboy  3 months ago

    There was a young girl from Nantucket. Who carried things round in a bucket. Till one day they were gone, she started carrying on. Till her mother done told her Pawtucket

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    Kroykali  3 months ago

    Maybe your artsy-fartsy cap is too tight.

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    ladykat  3 months ago

    Neither can I!

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    fencie  3 months ago

    Haiku. Gesundheit.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  3 months ago

    Yonder on over to Wild Goose Road.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 3 months ago

    You can’t drive to Poet’s Corner without a poetic license.

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    PlatudimusAtom Premium Member 3 months ago

    from British mathematician Leigh Mercer - A dozen, a gross, and a score Plus three times the square root of four Divided by seven Plus five times eleven Is nine squared and not a bit more

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    Brilliant_Birdie   3 months ago

    I guess Rhyme doesn’t pay.

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    Perkycat  3 months ago

    Maybe he can’t rhyme, but he sure can whine!

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    Zoomer&Yeti  3 months ago

    One block over from the Boulevard of Broken Dreams.

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    the lost wizard  3 months ago

    The prose is a con today. :)

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    Teto85 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Dave does great editorial / political cartoons

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    Stephen Gilberg  3 months ago

    OK, here’s a poem I wrote on Sunday:

    While carrots can bolster the health of your eyes

    With a big dose of vitamin A,

    They won’t make your vision work better than normal:

    You can’t see by night as by day.

    So how was the rumor blown out of proportion?

    It flourished in World War II,

    When ministers claimed British pilots ate carrots

    So night raids were easy to do.

    Of course, this was mere propaganda; they meant

    To divert any German tactician.

    We’re not sure it worked, but the public was fooled

    Into buying the whole superstition.

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    C wolfe  3 months ago

    Many years ago I wrote a nonsense song in which included this verse:

    When I was young,

    I carried a gun,

    But then I shot off my foot.

    Since that’s been done,

    I don’t carry a gun,

    I carry my foot.

    What I do not understand is my friends actually love the song.

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    mpolo11 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Clever indeed

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    04amof2 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Back in 1968 Mad Magazine did a takeoff on if famous poets had written nursery rhymes. One of them was if Joyce Kilmer had written Jack Spratt:

    “I think that I have never seen /

    A platter that was licked so clean /

    As that one licked with fork and knife /

    By Jack Spratt and his hungry wife /

    Betwixt the two they made a deal /

    Which puts an end to beef and veal /

    Lean is shunned by Mrs. Spratt /

    But only Jack can eat no fat.

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    Nobody_Important  3 months ago

    It is also World Goat Day! I do love my goats. :-)

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    Howard'sMyHero  3 months ago

    There was a young lady named Alice,

    Who used dynamite for a phallus.

    … never mind ….!

    ( that wind you felt is from the “GC arbiters of acceptable speech” exhaling )

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