There’s one about 15 minutes by foot down that road in my back. You might find the technology primitive, but there’s even 3 different brands car dealerships on that lot.
It was all the Wall Drug signs in interstellar space that lured them to the Earth. You can’t travel for even one parsec without seeing dozens of them (for any aliens reading this, one Earth dozen = 12 units of something).
catchup 2 months ago
Kids are kids everywhere
Asharah 2 months ago
Then to McDonalds so they can get the Happy Meals with the toys in them.
ekke 2 months ago
But even before THAT, restrooms!!!
TStyle78 2 months ago
Is that why there are so many Gift Shops?
Imagine 2 months ago
One that sells toy probes.
LeftCoastKen Premium Member 2 months ago
That would be Disney World, right?
abucksworth Premium Member 2 months ago
Sorry. The exit is through the gift shop. If you do that first, you’ll have to pay again to get back in.
phritzg Premium Member 2 months ago
The kids want “I Visited Earth And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt” souvenirs.
Differentname 2 months ago
I figured they’d want the little zzojjx’s room first, after that long trip.
sally222 Premium Member 2 months ago
Oh rats I was so hoping for a great leap forward
RobinHood 2 months ago
You’ll love it, it’s called Wal-Mart.
uniquename 2 months ago
That’s very poor discipline from the parent. They should make the little ones take over the earth before any rewards.
flemmingo 2 months ago
You took me to Earth and all I got was this lousy t shirt!
ncorgbl 2 months ago
Even celestial aliens know the economy here is very good.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 2 months ago
“ Are you taking me with you?”
“ Probe-ably.”
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 2 months ago
Do they take AstroCard and Andromedan Express?
Godfreydaniel 2 months ago
I wonder how many light years the kids were asking “Are we there yet?”
wildlandwaters 2 months ago
make sure it’s duty-free!
Rich_Pa 2 months ago
My wife loves to stop at the gift shops/stores during our travels.
stamps 2 months ago
I can just see- they’re in the middle of the Orion nebula and the little on pipes up, “Mommy, I have to pee.”
raybarb44 2 months ago
You got the money, we got the stuff……
lawguy05 2 months ago
You wouldn’t want to meet Biden anyway.
walter Premium Member 2 months ago
Apparently they’ve been to Disney…
Aladar30 Premium Member 2 months ago
That alien is a good parent.
mistercatworks 2 months ago
“We went to Earth and all I got was this stupid Moon rock.”
unfair.de 2 months ago
There’s one about 15 minutes by foot down that road in my back. You might find the technology primitive, but there’s even 3 different brands car dealerships on that lot.
Shikamoo Premium Member 2 months ago
I hope it’s better than the gift store on Mars. Shelves full of Mars bars and Milky Way bars.
phritzg Premium Member 2 months ago
It was all the Wall Drug signs in interstellar space that lured them to the Earth. You can’t travel for even one parsec without seeing dozens of them (for any aliens reading this, one Earth dozen = 12 units of something).
lnrokr55 2 months ago
Where your Buc- ee’s , yippee! ;-)