Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for August 27, 2024

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    catchup  2 months ago

    Kids are kids everywhere

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    Asharah  2 months ago

    Then to McDonalds so they can get the Happy Meals with the toys in them.

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    ekke  2 months ago

    But even before THAT, restrooms!!!

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    TStyle78  2 months ago

    Is that why there are so many Gift Shops?

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    Imagine  2 months ago

    One that sells toy probes.

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    LeftCoastKen Premium Member 2 months ago

    That would be Disney World, right?

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    abucksworth Premium Member 2 months ago

    Sorry. The exit is through the gift shop. If you do that first, you’ll have to pay again to get back in.

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    phritzg Premium Member 2 months ago

    The kids want “I Visited Earth And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt” souvenirs.

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    Differentname  2 months ago

    I figured they’d want the little zzojjx’s room first, after that long trip.

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    sally222 Premium Member 2 months ago

    Oh rats I was so hoping for a great leap forward

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    RobinHood  2 months ago

    You’ll love it, it’s called Wal-Mart.

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    uniquename  2 months ago

    That’s very poor discipline from the parent. They should make the little ones take over the earth before any rewards.

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    flemmingo  2 months ago

    You took me to Earth and all I got was this lousy t shirt!

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    ncorgbl  2 months ago

    Even celestial aliens know the economy here is very good.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  2 months ago

    “ Are you taking me with you?”

    “ Probe-ably.”

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 2 months ago

    Do they take AstroCard and Andromedan Express?

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    Godfreydaniel  2 months ago

    I wonder how many light years the kids were asking “Are we there yet?”

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    wildlandwaters  2 months ago

    make sure it’s duty-free!

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    Rich_Pa  2 months ago

    My wife loves to stop at the gift shops/stores during our travels.

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    stamps  2 months ago

    I can just see- they’re in the middle of the Orion nebula and the little on pipes up, “Mommy, I have to pee.”

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    raybarb44  2 months ago

    You got the money, we got the stuff……

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    lawguy05  2 months ago

    You wouldn’t want to meet Biden anyway.

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    walter Premium Member 2 months ago

    Apparently they’ve been to Disney…

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    Aladar30 Premium Member 2 months ago

    That alien is a good parent.

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    mistercatworks  2 months ago

    “We went to Earth and all I got was this stupid Moon rock.”

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    unfair.de  2 months ago

    There’s one about 15 minutes by foot down that road in my back. You might find the technology primitive, but there’s even 3 different brands car dealerships on that lot.

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    Shikamoo Premium Member 2 months ago

    I hope it’s better than the gift store on Mars. Shelves full of Mars bars and Milky Way bars.

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    phritzg Premium Member 2 months ago

    It was all the Wall Drug signs in interstellar space that lured them to the Earth. You can’t travel for even one parsec without seeing dozens of them (for any aliens reading this, one Earth dozen = 12 units of something).

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    lnrokr55  2 months ago

    Where your Buc- ee’s , yippee! ;-)

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