The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for September 02, 2024

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    Ratkin Premium Member 5 months ago

    He’s going to buy you a yard!

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    ʲᔆ  5 months ago

    that’s where he told her he was going⠄⠄⠄

    he’s actually at the dump

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    Zykoic  5 months ago

    Looking for another antique organ.

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    jaydogg187  5 months ago

    Better a yard sale than a junkyard.

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    snsurone76  5 months ago

    I’ve seen (and sometimes bought) some nice things at yard sales and flea markets.

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    PraiseofFolly  5 months ago

    “Last time, he bought me a big bottle of expensive perfume that turned out to be filled with vanilla extract.”

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member 5 months ago

    My brother! LOL!

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    StephenHoyt  5 months ago

    Expensive perfumes and Vanella extract both have one common ingredient (alcohol)

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    nosirrom  5 months ago

    He’ll buy a toaster from Dalton Humphrey. A four slicer no doubt.

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    Gandalf  5 months ago

    Be glad he’s not going to a flea market…

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    anncorr339  5 months ago

    Hey Loretta what do you get Leroy parking tickets or accident s tickets

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    Strawberry King  5 months ago

    A perfect place to go when you don’t wanna spend a whole lotta money.

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    John Jorgensen  5 months ago

    A hopeless romantic

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    cuzinron47  5 months ago

    He’s going out to buy the stuff you sold at your yard sale.

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    markkahler52  5 months ago

    And that you didn’t wanna go with him drew no suspicion…

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