Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for September 07, 2024

Either has Broomy.

Enjoy it, pal—next thing, you’ll be screaming, “RAID?!”

Maybe PRETTY scary.

Is he registered with the Men in Black?

This reminds me of the story:

Every night, Frank would go down to the liquor store, get a six-pack, bring it home, and drink it while he watched TV. One night, as he finished his last beer, the doorbell rang. He stumbled to the door and found a six-foot cockroach standing there. The bug grabbed him by the collar and threw him across the room, then left.

The next night, after he finished his 4th beer, the doorbell rang. He walked slowly to the door and found the same six-foot cockroach standing there. The big bug punched him in the stomach, then left.

The next night, after he finished his 1st beer, the doorbell rang again. The same six-foot cockroach standing there. This time he was knee’d in the groin and hit behind the ear as he doubled over in pain. Then he left.

The fourth night Frank didn’t drink at all. The doorbell rang. The six-foot cockroach standing there. The bug beat the snot out of Frank and left him in a heap on the living room floor. Frank called the paramedics, and they rushed him to the ER. The attebding doctor looked at him, and asked what happened. Frank told him, and the doctor said “I’m not supprised, there’s a nasty bug going around.”

Let me guess, people are usually too busy running and screaming in terror.

Kafka would understand this Metamorphous.

At least he’s using the outhouse.

Pay attention, Broomie!

Well, if that ain’t the truth!

Better than a Dung beetle I suppose!

Aaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

Never seen a cockroach use the can before either.

Still a few bugs in the system.

He told her it was a giant, but didn’t call it a roach.

I remember the roach motels but not the roach outhouse

I could correct you by saying “neither”, like people correct me, but since I full understand what you are saying, I’ll pass.