Reality Check by Dave Whamond for September 13, 2024

You sure don’t want to pop one.

We tried fart balloons when we were 12. Did not work.

If you blow up a balloon yourself, and it floats, that’s some >bad< breath.

Eeewww

Well, that stinks.

Does he expect to sell any of them?

That’s why I always use an air pump. I can blow up a 260 balloon, but I’ve seen what the insides of a blown up one look like when it pops. Slimey.

He needs to rethink that strategy.

A dirigible is extra because it takes a village …!

( phew )

Inflatable “stink bombs”? d;o)

He’s full of hot air!

Yikes, Mister balloon guy… did you just eat your socks!?

And they float … I could have saved helium sending up weather balloons.

Apparently the vendor breathes helium!

Geez, gag me with a spoon! Booo! ;-)

“Bad breath balloons” don’t float.

the perfect gag gift…

If he blew them up with his breath, they wouldn’t be floating like that.

Pass on that gas.

No, sir. I don’t want ’em!

What kind of Breath must that be if it can make a balloon float like Helium?