Close to Home by John McPherson for September 13, 2024

A nice bit of whale humor!

On the East Coast, whales are wrapping themselves in tin foil so the signals from the generators don’t throw them off course.

I wonder if that wheelie works

They’re just watching the wheels go round and round, they really love to watch them roll.

Wearing them could cause humpback .

“ Do you think they’ll work?”

“ Whale, wheel have to wait and see.”

Whale-in-training…..comin through…….

Wearing wheels and trying to be a skate might be a good idea. After all, you don’t see skates beaching themselves; they just swim along the bottom in the deeper waters with the other rays.

I like that kind of innovation! That’s a whale of an invention!

I know y’all remember my personal helicopter I made out of my lawn mower.

… the neighbors hate it, but it still works.

Training wheels?

As if wheels don’t get stuck in the sand.

Rollin’ Rollin’ Rollin’, Whalehide!

Bleeb has found his very own dune buggy! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! :)

They may stunt his growth unless they expand.

That’s embarrassing. His left blinker’s still on.

Unless he’s used for a piggyback ride

I dunno; it doesn’t seem to serve a porpoise.