Free Range by Bill Whitehead for September 11, 2024

Matches his “empty” head.

The absence of electric outlets seals the deal.

There’s still the cabinets in the kitchen.

I bet the kids will still find a way to get in.

Perfect…….

Safety is important … but … Maybe Mike Rowe, who has a Safety Third book for business, can help.

Well, it’s uncluttered.

quite extreme, don’t you think… :{

A roll of gorilla tape does wonders.

Velcro onesies so you can just stick ’em to a wall.

Nothing’s too good for my baby.

He threw out everything but the baby! :)

Please tell me you still have a toilet.

Is Marie Kondo a mom?

Yeah, it works also for basset hound puppies, if you value your furniture :-)

Let’s hope the baby got more of mom’s genes, so as not to grow up to be a dimwit like dad.

Obviously first-time dad.

25 years or so ago I asked a chum of mine if he had Mr. Yuk stickers in his house; he said, “On the contrary, I’ve made my house even more dangerous to ensure I’ll have tough kids.”