Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for October 28, 2024

I keep my blood pressure down doing that and not watching the news!

an achievement indeed – may I be next

One of the hardest things to do!

CONGRATULATIONS!

I’d have to pull my foot out first.

Yup.

(mouth shut)!

Imagine, if more people could pull this off successfully how much better the world could be?

DANGER: She may look as though butter wouldn’t melt in her mouth, but I hear the muffled sound of it starting to sizzle.

…and yet it is only Monday morning…

It’s only Monday. There’s time yet.

never happen.

Someone must have put their fist flush in your big mouth?

As the old saying goes, “’Tis better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.”

Now, for this week, try keeping your freakin’ clothes on!

( ლ‸ლ)

Now. . .if I could just get everybody else to do the same. . . ;)

Worthy goal!!!!

Then again auntie, it’s only Monday.

And then you had to blow it this morning. Try harder Aunty, try harder.

But it’s just Monday!

Comparatively, I epically failed :D

That’s quite an achievement.

Not a good start, you had to open it to tell us that.

My problem is my mouth moves (no sound) when I think, but I make sure I already turned around and am walking away when it happens. I need to keep clear of altercations, I carry lead being the best reason.

Assuming we’re taking into account that this is the beginning of the week, it’s a little like arriving at work at 9 AM sharp this morning and saying, “Hey, I haven’t been late all week!” Not impressed, Aunty.

And if we’re actually looking back at the last seven days, then we’re all pretty well aware that Aunty is guilty of disseminating disinformation (aka lying).