This reminds me of a very funny, extremely politically-incorrect “Lord of the Rings” parody I once watched. Two beautiful young women were in a rural field, um,…exchanging make-up tips! yeah, that’s what they were doing, that’s my story and I’m sticking to it, when an army of Orcs and an army of Elves charged in from opposite sides of the field. Both armies came to a stop when they reached the place where they young women were…um, exchanging make-up tips! Yeah, that’s what they were doing, that’s still my story and I’m still sticking to it. The head Orc and head Elf mentioned to the women that their armies had reserved the field now for their battle. One of the girls said something about they were busy and the Orcs/Elves could have their little war when the girls had finished…exchanging make-up tips. I remember thinking that more wars should be scheduled around more important activities.
STEPUP 2 months ago
They sure “fight” a lot!!!
A Common 'tator 2 months ago
It’s great to see Imperial Measure making a nostalgic comeback…
BJDucer 2 months ago
Where is the “Watch out for mice with forks speeding around in little cars during the battle” sign?
Serial Pedant 2 months ago
27.7 meters
hornacek 2 months ago
Pretty much every science-fiction story set in the future uses metric.
Dsnerker 2 months ago
Good Friday Morning Everyone! And a Extra special Good Friday Morning to Dry and Shikamoo!
Lonewoof 2 months ago
As soon as someone can explain to me what 6-32 or 1/4-20 are, in convenient METRIC terms, I’ll be ready to change .
SheMc 2 months ago
Lovely, all the fighting they do no-one seems to get hurt X
Bilan 2 months ago
Junior wanted to join in on the sword fight.
tarnsman 2 months ago
This reminds me of a very funny, extremely politically-incorrect “Lord of the Rings” parody I once watched. Two beautiful young women were in a rural field, um,…exchanging make-up tips! yeah, that’s what they were doing, that’s my story and I’m sticking to it, when an army of Orcs and an army of Elves charged in from opposite sides of the field. Both armies came to a stop when they reached the place where they young women were…um, exchanging make-up tips! Yeah, that’s what they were doing, that’s still my story and I’m still sticking to it. The head Orc and head Elf mentioned to the women that their armies had reserved the field now for their battle. One of the girls said something about they were busy and the Orcs/Elves could have their little war when the girls had finished…exchanging make-up tips. I remember thinking that more wars should be scheduled around more important activities.
FireAnt_Hater 2 months ago
The two ship captains should better coordinate their crews’ shore leaves. Not both at the same time…
eb110americana 2 months ago
Well, it is an election year.
We’re gonna need a lot more signs.
dogday Premium Member 2 months ago
Thank you, Mr. D. More lessons in how simple life COULD be if only….well, you know.
rgcviper 2 months ago
Looks like the visitors will have to take the scenic route this time. At least the sign gave them a heads-up in advance …
Happy Late Friday, Crew.