We have fully legless lizards in the US. When I lived in north Florida, I once heard a weird sound like someone eating potato chips outside my house. It was a cat, munching on a glass snake! Those are actually completely legless lizards, formally known as glass lizards; that one was an Eastern glass lizard, which lives in the southeast US.
When I was 7 years old, I thought Eisenhower was president for life and the Supreme Court made perfect decisions. That’s why childhood seemed so great, because ignorance is bliss.
Down in Baja California there crawls a beast so bizarre, so cruel, so foul, that the mere mention of it sends locals scurrying. It’s an opportunist, said to attack humans at their most vulnerable moment: potty time.
Calvin for President ! 3 days ago
I flagged Jason’s very naughty comment and now he’s banned for 321 years !
The dude from FL Premium Member 3 days ago
The supreme court is now wholly owned by a felon so they are no longer impartial!
Mikey Jay 3 days ago
320 times, eh? Well that really changes the world for the better, doesn’t it?!
sergioandrade Premium Member 3 days ago
In 1981 the USDA declared ketchup a vegetable.
eromlig 3 days ago
Xhen Ciaoqing One time I spun my phone 321 times. Jason, ol’ buddy, we’re thinking about you.
Pickled Pete 3 days ago
The Supreme Court ruled there cannot be a Nativity Scene on Capitol Hill.
~ ~
This isn’t for any religious reason. They just haven’t been able to find Three WISE MEN in DC.
A search for a VIRGIN was also fruitless.
There was no problem, however, finding enough AS$ES to fill the stable.
Bilan 3 days ago
Technically, those are legs on the Mexican Mole Lizard.
mindjob 2 days ago
I wonder if they made any ruling on avocados which are technically fruit
Angry Indeed Premium Member 2 days ago
Fun fact: New Jerseys state vegetable is a tomato.
cactusbob333 2 days ago
You are bragging if you say your pink lizard is nine inches long.
Solarbear Premium Member 2 days ago
We have fully legless lizards in the US. When I lived in north Florida, I once heard a weird sound like someone eating potato chips outside my house. It was a cat, munching on a glass snake! Those are actually completely legless lizards, formally known as glass lizards; that one was an Eastern glass lizard, which lives in the southeast US.
GojusJoe 2 days ago
When I was 7 years old, I thought Eisenhower was president for life and the Supreme Court made perfect decisions. That’s why childhood seemed so great, because ignorance is bliss.
oakie817 2 days ago
changed from fruit to charge tax on tomatoes, naturally
Aimless Melissa 2 days ago
a citrus fruit, too.
walter Premium Member 2 days ago
Yes, and Reagan’s USDA school lunch program tried to call Ketchup a vegetable…
djlactin 2 days ago
In China, tomatoes are treated like fruit. Like, eaten with sugar or used with grapes and kiwi slices to garnish a (my) birthday cake.
djlactin 2 days ago
Pumpkins and cucumbers are also technically fruits.
6turtle9 2 days ago
Down in Baja California there crawls a beast so bizarre, so cruel, so foul, that the mere mention of it sends locals scurrying. It’s an opportunist, said to attack humans at their most vulnerable moment: potty time.
Wired.Com/2014/12/absurd-creature-of-the-week-mexican-mole-lizard/#:~:text=OK%252C%2520it’s%2520not%2520true%E2%80%94the,pulled%2520up%2520to%2520two%2520cowboys.
Stephen Gilberg 2 days ago
In case you’re wondering, the reason the court cared enough about the issue was a tax on vegetables.
Wise1 2 days ago
In the spirit of JSL, I once spun my phone 321 times!
JohnShirley1 2 days ago
That mole lizard really is a pretty crazzzzy animal. But it’s working for him.
Rhonda Premium Member about 24 hours ago
Why does the pic of the lizard have front legs if he is legless?
jocatric about 12 hours ago
So it does have arms, then?