Three men were running from a Persian army when they came to the edge of a cliff…
With nowhere else to run, they prayed to their God for help, and an angel appeared.
The angel said, “I will allow you to run and jump off this cliff to test your faith, and the first thing you scream after jumping will be what you transform into…”
The first man without hesitation ran and jumped off the cliff screaming “HAWK!” and he turned into a hawk and flew away.
The second man, with slight hesitation ran and leaped off the edge and yelled “EAGLE!” and he turned into an eagle and flew away to safety.
The third man, of little faith, ran and stumbled over a rock right before jumping and as he started to fall he said, “Shit…”
Calvin for President ! about 4 hours ago
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Pickled Pete about 3 hours ago
With nowhere else to run, they prayed to their God for help, and an angel appeared.
The angel said, “I will allow you to run and jump off this cliff to test your faith, and the first thing you scream after jumping will be what you transform into…”
The first man without hesitation ran and jumped off the cliff screaming “HAWK!” and he turned into a hawk and flew away.
The second man, with slight hesitation ran and leaped off the edge and yelled “EAGLE!” and he turned into an eagle and flew away to safety.
The third man, of little faith, ran and stumbled over a rock right before jumping and as he started to fall he said, “Shit…”
A Common 'tator about 2 hours ago
My immediate question was, without freezers, how did they manufacture the ice, in the first place?