Scary Gary by Mark Buford for September 20, 2024

Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone

Chalmers:Okay, what did you do to this?

Wolff:Emergency repair procedure number one.

Chalmers:You kicked it?

I’ve always like the sign on the printer, “ out of order, pen is stuck in printer.”

Me sure monster no use Weendows.

Leo must have seen Office Space

You’ve satisfied us all, Leo.

jeez! My tomcat fixes all my paper jams.

An oldie but goodie!

A bit of percussive maintenance often works.

Apple once sold a monitor that sometimes made a thin line at the bottom of the display. The tech advice from their website said to strike the display firmly but not too hard on the upper right side to fix the problem.

Mission accomplished. Strange though, it still doesn’t work.

That’s not how you do it, Leopold.

It’s only the 4th one this week!

PC Load Letter

Paper jam. I wonder if that’s like strawberry jam?

I’ll bet Leo doesn’t like jam band music either.

Next step?…….

I actually did this with an old heavy fax machine 20 years ago except I held it over my head and slammed it to the ground. It felt great as it exploded into pieces. Yea no anger issues here.

Rage Against the Machine never did specify just what kinda machine they’re mad at.

But it’s probably a printer!

Been there one to many times! There must be an evil printer devil hanging out and causing problems. Smash that sucker.

I once had a FAX machine that aggravated me one too many times, so I brought it to the range and opened it up with a .45.