The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for September 21, 2024

Then how about “Sorry!”? I doubt mother Gargle will get that.

Cards against Humanity. The kids version.

Isn’t Mother Gargoyle’s BROOM ….. double parked somewhere!???

;-)

Given the continuous criticism he receives from mother Gargle, I appreciate Brutus’ stoicism more and more.

Excellent mama Gargle, she nailed it!

Oh, go do something about that hair, ya witch!

It shouldn’t take long for Brutus to figure out the mother-in-law did it.

She also could have said “Clueless”

Sorry! The Risk of Aggravation in such an Operation can create Trouble or Boggle the mind of such Trivial Pursuits. In the Game of Life, it’s best to gain a Monopoly of your time with family even if it’s with an old Battleship like, Guess Who, mother Gargle.

I have a coworker that is so clueless, he can’t even get a clue when it’s given to him wrapped up with a bow on top

If Mother Gargle plays, they’ll have to build a real jail to put her in when she’s found guilty.

With Mother Gargle, I think the game “Trouble” might be appropriate.

Well, I want to make an accusation. It was Brutus in the lounge with the rope (lamp cord)

Let’s play hide and seek! Tell the old battle axe to hide first, somewhere far away. We’ll count to a trillion before we start looking for her.

Saturday nights my wife and I play Kismet.

Professor Plum in the kitchen with a knife!

Even Gladys was annoyed at that snide remark

Mother Gargle can find somewhere else to live if she doesn’t like the one who is paying for THIS home.

Poor Brutus. Mother Gargle is such a harridan.

“Mother Gargoyle, in the Living Room, with her Face…”

How about The Game of Life? Ramona, why don’t you get one?

It takes a vile, horrid person to insult a person in the presence of his children and wife and in his own home. Which is totally on brand for Gargoyle.

Old Arrowhead strikes again.

Tacky. You don’t put parents down in front of their kids.But nobody ever said that lady had class.

maybe if you added some helpful elements it could make the game less clueless. :D

You could always play the game that was named after Mother Gargoyle by Parker Brothers many years ago when l wore very younger man’s closes called Phoney Baloney……

Do be quiet, Mother Gargle. Brutus is probably better than you at Clue.

Brutus needs to get a clue, first…

Brutus in the bathroom with a wrench.

Mother Gargyle seems more in the mood for Monopoly. She wants to monopolize the conversation with sarcasm

I know she was just being her normal mean self, but I kinda have to agree with her.

His mother-in-law is very rude to him in his house. Have Uncle Ted to talk to the witch.

Let Mother Gargle be the murder victim. Brutus did the deed in the parlor with the knife!! LOL

The ugly witch in the bathroom with the mirror. It was a suicide!

Keep on poking the bear, woman. One day, that bear might just do something you didn’t expect.

What a b**chy comment!

Brutus P Thornapple: You need to send Mother G to Sandusky for the Annual Witches Walk, October 19th. This is the 13th year, btw. I am certain that she would be a shoo-in for one of the prizes. ; )

they could play cards, but not hearts, of course, ‘cause mama gargle’s heartless… ☺

I hate her. I really do! Brutus would be well within his rights to ban her from his house.

I was going to comment that Brutus should invent a customized version of the game that includes Mother Gargle. Then I was going to pat myself on the back for my clever and original idea . . .

Then I googled “customized version of the board game Clue” and discovered I’m too late, it’s been done.

One of those situations where I really feel like a Brutus Thornapple.