Herman by Jim Unger for September 25, 2024

Bet it doesn’t taste like chicken.

Let’s just go gather some berries.

For shame! That is his comfort animal.

Those itty-bitty weapons! If you could see the mammoth’s face, he’d be laughing!

Should have shown a couple early net fishermen looking at a lobster.

Only one way to find out. If you live, you’ll never forget it.

He’s also heard that they were pretty quiet.

A spear and a club aren’t enough, you’ll have to push him off a cliff

That’s what the mastodon is wondering.

Mastodon: You try and eat me and I’ll give ya such a pinch!

Doesn’t everything taste like chicken?

Take a bite. Find out, the last few minutes or seconds of your life.

You have nothing to lose by finding out—except your life.

Im sure thats what the mastadon is thinking also.