Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 28, 2024

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      about 4 hours ago

    wouldn’t be a problem -

    if she was in there with you, dingus

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    angelolady Premium Member about 4 hours ago

    There will be plenty of choices.

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    Imagine  about 4 hours ago

    She has a lot of friends…

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    Imagine  about 4 hours ago

    A friend was taking a bath and on the phone with his dad. His dad asked “What are you doing?”

    My friend said he was taking a bath.

    “Alone?” asked his father.

    “Yes”, answered my friend.

    “Your own fault”, retorted his father.

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    rekam Premium Member about 3 hours ago

    Hopefully, when he does find the shampoo it’s not scented.

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    boniface22  about 3 hours ago

    This is very much a reality, perhaps not quite as many bottles as shown here but certainly many more than you are used to. You will never know the purpose of most of them either.

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    blunebottle  about 2 hours ago

    It is said that the average man has about 6 things on his bathroom shelf. The average woman has about 35, only 7 or 8 of which a man can identify.

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    noktar Premium Member about 1 hour ago

    you will never shower alone

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    wongo  about 1 hour ago

    Meanwhile back in the bedroom, she’s cleaning out your wallet!

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