Kliban by B. Kliban for September 23, 2024

So remember to go to the polls and vote No on Proposition Yes!

I wrote this into a Lion’s Club speech way back in high school. (I lost.)

All they are saying is, Give Peace a Pass.

As Eric Idle from Monty Python’s Flying circus said dressed as John Lennon" “I’d Kill for Peace”

Even though there are more people against war, there’s still plenty.

That’s the great thing about being for War. If you’re good at it, pretty soon everyone agrees with you.

There’s something about the assertion of dominance that just warms the heart, know what I’m saying?

War doesn’t determine who’s right, only who’s left.

Dumbo & JD Whatshisname are members of the ’Lying’s Club’!

“Good people on both sides!”

Peace demands the most heroic labor and the most difficult sacrifice. It demands greater heroism than war. It demands greater fidelity to the truth and a much more perfect purity of conscience.

“I am pro-life! And if you don’t agree with me, I’ll kill you!