Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, “Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?”
The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch says, “Woodpicker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?”
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, “It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my picker into”.
Those walking trees have a distinct evolutionary advantage. When they spot fire, they can beat feet and strut out of harm’s way. Maybe they should transplant some in California so they can escape the usual wildfires.
Leroy 2 months ago
I wonder how monkeys celebrate. [Do they go to monkey bars??]
eromlig 2 months ago
One tree? Big deal. In Birnam Wood, an entire forest walked.
comixbomix 2 months ago
Never realized Mandrills could count that high.
Pickled Pete 2 months ago
Tree story
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Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, “Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?”
The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch says, “Woodpicker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?”
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, “It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my picker into”.
jonnytest 2 months ago
OMG! Ents are real!
Huckleberry Hiroshima 2 months ago
My aunt Millie was the same way. Rest her soles.
sarahbowl1 Premium Member 2 months ago
I like today, especially the monkey story!
arrseetee 2 months ago
I had to look it up, and I gotta admit, the walking tree does look like it is walking. Eerie!
Angry Indeed Premium Member 2 months ago
Those tiny millipede babies need to learn how to multiply, their legs, anyways!
Angry Indeed Premium Member 2 months ago
Those walking trees have a distinct evolutionary advantage. When they spot fire, they can beat feet and strut out of harm’s way. Maybe they should transplant some in California so they can escape the usual wildfires.
FassEddie 2 months ago
Mandrill monkeys are known for their prowess with power tools.
mindjob 2 months ago
Next year’s tree of the year will jog
The Duke 2 months ago
Well I’ll be a monkey’s uncle!
Bilan 2 months ago
Those millipedes must go through a growth spurt and grow a couple of feet a day.
6turtle9 about 2 months ago
The walking, tree of the year in New Zealand.
Www.Treeoftheyear.Co.Nz/