Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for September 19, 2024

Thar having a whale of a time.

A pirate when to a dermatologist because he was worried about some spots on his arm.

The doctor looked at them and said, “They’re benign.”

The pirate said, “No, doc. There be twelve. I counted them before I came here.”

To make America great again—or at least less stupid—schools need to back to teaching what’s important: the proper use of “thar!”

Now hOooOOld on thar!

Wot’s a pirate’s favourite letter?

“R”

Ya might think it’s the R, but really, it’s the “C”!

If you use “there” instead of “thar”, you must not know whar you arrr.

“Thar she blows!” … wait, what? Mary Read, English kick*ss pirate. She could beat any Somalian pirate today.

The seasick are on the far railing, also blowing!!

How do pirates know they exist?

They think, therefore they ARRRRRRRRRR!!!

And here I thought it was talk like a Parrot day. (Got a cracker?)

Aye! And thar be an Amazon package on yonder porch!

(I’m guessing that’s what a porch pirate would say… I guess)

Looks like some are hooked on phonics….Over thar, over there,

Shiver me timbers…..

A pirate went to see about his constant headaches. The doctor said, I told you when you get out of bed it’s feet first…..

He be a landlubber. :)

Proper grammar is the greatest treasure of all!

Thar is a popular car in India

I did a Reality Check before coming here & glad to see if me prediction came true! Rum all around mates …‼️

I could be mistaken, but I’m guessin’ they made Dave walk the plank after that!

That was the first thing that jumped out at me! ❤️

Where do most pirates live in Virginia?

Arrrrlington

What a stupid day. Really.

Arrrrh! Thar she blows! Another tire gone.