Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 28, 2024

Your Weather is determined by local conditions of Temperature, Humidity, Air Pressure, Air Movement, and Precipitation.

Caffeine can affect how the Temperature and Humidity (and other factors) feel. It’s like the Heat Index or Wind Chill Factor.

Seems the weather in FL is on decaf too

What is the point of drinking (or buying) decaf?

Is that Jim with the weather, or Debbie Downer?

Pretty much, we have winter snow seven months a year and fires/smoke/evacuations three months. Fall and Spring are way too short!

Grumpy weather report!!!!!

This is the result of decaf? He should be mellower!

Tain’t wrong , Mother Nature is a Serial Killer !

If somebody switched me to decaf, I’d be irascible as well.

The weather is on decaf. It’s coming to destroy us all!

So what else is new?

Mother is neither kind nor cruel she just is.

Decaf or no, Jim’s got a pretty good handle on it.

Only products labeled as all natural are trying to kill you.

Weather has a new name: Helene. She’s a mean one.

Quick! Get him some regular coffee and some shots of expresso!

That is my problem with people who focus on “natural cures” or “natural remedies” or relying on the “natural immune system.” Pay attention: Nature doesn’t want you healthy; it wants to kill you.

If that’s what it takes to get people to see reality, so be it. :P