“You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you. Do you understand the rights I have just read to you? With these rights in mind, do you wish to speak to me?”
SHAKEDOWNCITY 3 months ago
Arrested “Undevelopment”.
TStyle78 3 months ago
“You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you. Do you understand the rights I have just read to you? With these rights in mind, do you wish to speak to me?”
Gent 3 months ago
What about his rights to privacy? And the rights to free cookies? Where be the cookies consent notice?
Kaputnik 3 months ago
Er, I consider your rights to be self evident.
The Orange Mailman 3 months ago
Beastie Boys get a mention.
Kroykali 3 months ago
Three wrongs don’t make a right.
Huckleberry Hiroshima 3 months ago
Oh just keep making things up. That’s what you do, right?
backyardcowboy 3 months ago
He’s got his copy of the Carmen Miranda Rights though.
DJohnny 3 months ago
As non-American I’m curious to know if you learn in fx school that this is called Miranda Rights? I learned this recently, last year or so.
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Frank Burns Eats Worms 3 months ago
He had to look left and right for the rights he left.
Bill The Nuke 3 months ago
When in doubt Clint Eastwood quotes will work. “Do you feel lucky, punk?”
Zen-of-Zinfandel 3 months ago
It only took a few seconds for him to show the woman how he felt, the cop called it indecent exposure.
gammaguy 3 months ago
What does Miranda have to do with it? The cop’s on foot; he’s not one of the Carmen.
cuzinron47 3 months ago
All this for a jaywalker?
wildlandwaters 3 months ago
“actually, officer, you have the right to remain silent!”