I know nothing. I weigh nothing. I am nothing. I do nothing. BUT battle gravity every time I drop something and have to pick it up. Try to lift something I used to do easily. Run/walk as fast as I used to. etc. etc. It seems I am battling gravity constantly at my age. In fact some days it’s easier to just lay down and give in rather than struggle all day to stay upright. js
Doug K 3 months ago
If there is No Gravity, there is No Weight.
Weight is a measure of the pull of gravity on the mass of an object.
ʲᔆ 3 months ago
the old saying is, “you are what you eat”
Frank must subsist on pizza, cheese, pie, cake and nachos ▲
PraiseofFolly 3 months ago
Maybe also due to … Gravy-ity.
sandpiper 3 months ago
Calorie reduction is not easy but doable. So the problem is how one can cut back on gravity.
mr , b 3 months ago
Oh Gravity .. Thou art a heartless witch .
uniquename 3 months ago
The weight would probably bother me less than the width.
InTraining Premium Member 3 months ago
Take two Fig Newtons and see me in the morning…!
Chris 3 months ago
can I use that next time when I get my weight checked. :D
Count Olaf Premium Member 3 months ago
More like Gravy than Gravity.
The Orange Mailman 3 months ago
Weight a minute!
ChessPirate 3 months ago
Meh, just change your scale to Kilograms… ㋛
Frank Burns Eats Worms 3 months ago
He and the scale have an on-again, off-again relationship.
andersjg Premium Member 3 months ago
Blame it on Sir Isaac.
Ken Norris Premium Member 3 months ago
I have the furniture disorder: my chest has fallen into my drawers…
Saddenedby Premium Member 3 months ago
I know nothing. I weigh nothing. I am nothing. I do nothing. BUT battle gravity every time I drop something and have to pick it up. Try to lift something I used to do easily. Run/walk as fast as I used to. etc. etc. It seems I am battling gravity constantly at my age. In fact some days it’s easier to just lay down and give in rather than struggle all day to stay upright. js
Smeagol 3 months ago
Gravity is that boxer who gets better as the fight progresses, even if you’re fit, you will sag here and there.
wfhite 3 months ago
Pizza can be my kryptomite.
donut reply 3 months ago
The scale is in an excessive gravity zone. I know, my scale is in such a area.
oakie817 3 months ago
ba dum tss