Move over, Sharknado. There’s a new terrifying animal-tornado combination in town. Thursday night’s season eight premiere of the wonderfully ridiculous 9-1-1 introduced the world to the bee-nado. That’s right, a tornado made of killer bees. This is just the first of three nights of bee-nado as the triple-episode premiere will continue October 3 and 10.
Spend a summer working in the Canadian bush, and you will learn to love bees. They are one of the very few flying insects that aren’t after your blood.
We have vehicles that sit a bit higher than a standard car. We rented a Chevy Malibu for several days this week on a trip and, while it seemed an excellent vehicle, it was rather difficult to get out of being so close to the ground.
My first wife once called me at work and exclaimed that I had to get home immediately. Panicked, I wondered what the emergency could be. Did something happen to our daughter? Was there a fire or a flood in the house? Or was it worse than that? No, I have to come home immediately because there was a mouse in the house! Mind you, we had 2 cats and 2 dogs who knew how to take care of the problem.
You could leave her there, and enjoy the extended peace, but then she will just be that much more annoying when it flies away and she comes in ranting and raving. Go be the hero, Earl.
carlsonbob about 2 months ago
Time to get rid of that son of a bee Earl!
ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ about 2 months ago
scare it away⠄⠄⠄
just yell, BOO BEE!!
Ratkin Premium Member about 2 months ago
What, no windshield washer or wipers?
Argythree about 2 months ago
If she’s like me, she’s allergic to bee sting, so you do get scared…
The dude from FL Premium Member about 2 months ago
I knock down at least 5 yellow jacket nests a week. Never get stung, maybe because I don’t kill them. They do get PO’d, but I never swat them
Lucy Rudy about 2 months ago
Just turn on the wipers.
badeckman about 2 months ago
Wife gave her self a concussion trying to get away from a bee once.
iggyman about 2 months ago
A spider would have the same reaction I’ll bet!
My First Premium Member about 2 months ago
Move over, Sharknado. There’s a new terrifying animal-tornado combination in town. Thursday night’s season eight premiere of the wonderfully ridiculous 9-1-1 introduced the world to the bee-nado. That’s right, a tornado made of killer bees. This is just the first of three nights of bee-nado as the triple-episode premiere will continue October 3 and 10.
Purple People Eater about 2 months ago
Use the windshield wipers.
tremaine53 about 2 months ago
Call the Fire Department.
Geophyzz about 2 months ago
Spend a summer working in the Canadian bush, and you will learn to love bees. They are one of the very few flying insects that aren’t after your blood.
PraiseofFolly about 2 months ago
Time to call in the Bee Team!
mywifeslover about 2 months ago
Go bee a hero Earl!
Ichabod Ferguson about 2 months ago
Bee kind.
[Traveler] Premium Member about 2 months ago
We have vehicles that sit a bit higher than a standard car. We rented a Chevy Malibu for several days this week on a trip and, while it seemed an excellent vehicle, it was rather difficult to get out of being so close to the ground.
anamchara42 about 2 months ago
Seatbelts in a 1951 Studebaker Champion? I guess we weren’t supposed to remember what kind of car they have.
The Fly Hunter about 2 months ago
Tell her there’s a spider IN the car.
The Fly Hunter about 2 months ago
My first wife once called me at work and exclaimed that I had to get home immediately. Panicked, I wondered what the emergency could be. Did something happen to our daughter? Was there a fire or a flood in the house? Or was it worse than that? No, I have to come home immediately because there was a mouse in the house! Mind you, we had 2 cats and 2 dogs who knew how to take care of the problem.
Angry Indeed Premium Member about 2 months ago
Better a bee on the windshield than a bee in her bonnet.
ro.boat about 2 months ago
I have exited a moving vehicle due to a flying stingy thing entering through an open window. (We weren’t moving very fast, thankfully)
fencie about 2 months ago
Our bumblebees are passive and cute. The yellow jackets and horseflies, not so much.
ANIMAL about 2 months ago
That was MY guess
ladykat about 2 months ago
That’ll do it.
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 2 months ago
Tell her honking the horn doesn’t help.
ragsarooni about 2 months ago
Here’s your big chance,earl…..
Tachyon the Samurai about 2 months ago
So she calls the kid over to the car to tell him to get Grampa…Bad Gramma, bad Gramma.
pearlyqim about 2 months ago
Makes sense to me! :-)
poppacapsmokeblower about 2 months ago
Want out of the car? Put the bee in the car.
XF8U-3 about 2 months ago
Sounds like a good time for a raid on the cookie jar.
wildlandwaters about 2 months ago
if it’s an actual honey bee, they’re not out to get ya… but a wasp or hornet, that’s a different story… they’re generally in a bad mood!
KimSwearingen Premium Member about 2 months ago
Let her sit in that old Studebaker all night, Earl…
w16521 about 2 months ago
Better “bee” careful.
zeexenon about 2 months ago
Her best friend Beatrice?
zeexenon about 2 months ago
Her best and oldest friend Beatrice?
Angry Indeed Premium Member about 2 months ago
Earl better shoo away the bee or he’ll starve.
Moonkey Premium Member about 2 months ago
I wonder what Opal would do if she lived alone? Maybe learn to take care of herself?
Strawberry King about 2 months ago
The windows aren’t open, are they?
Mary McNeil Premium Member about 2 months ago
There’s groceries to be unloaded Earl !
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace about 2 months ago
The brave bee basher beats by brick and bat
Jaythor about 1 month ago
You could leave her there, and enjoy the extended peace, but then she will just be that much more annoying when it flies away and she comes in ranting and raving. Go be the hero, Earl.