Brevity by Dan Thompson for October 04, 2024

His opponent is Drat!ula.

The overhead scoreboard is incorrect. The eighth frame should not have a total until after the first ball of the ninth. Where does the 161 total come from?

Howl? Try dropping a bowling ball on your foot. Fred Flintstone

he doesn’t have a lot of split ends

I think my best score was around 155. If one were to look at my worst score they would think I was playing golf. (97, or thereabouts).

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Sparewolves of London!

BOWL-A-RAMA to HOWL-O-RAMA

Is that Timber McGee on a full moon?

He usually complains about his gutter fingers.

I see he has his bowling shirt on. Does that mean he’s a wearwolf?

Apropos of nothing, my Wife and I enjoy Wii bowling. I have had three 300s. And just yesterday I “rolled” a 299. Now THAT’S frustrating!

Dagwood button noted….

There wolf.