Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 04, 2024

Severe case of E.D.!

Butt, butt…

I bet he can’t find it with both hands.

I thought he LMAOd

What fell off? Looks like he’s all there to me, even if the head is empty. yuk yuk.

That monster. He just keep making a …a…donkey of himself.

Now, THAT’s freezing ones butt off

That is just funny.

Go ahead and look angry, Dr. Frankenstein. The end justifies the means.

And you could sew it back on upside-down. At least then things would be looking up.

Started with a crack.

Why is he wearing assless pants? LOL

Frankenstein calling Frankenstein

Maybe don’t shake it so much next time.

It is supposed to stay on for more than a “Miley” you Twerk

The monster in “Young Frankenstein” had better luck… So did Elizabeth Lavenza…

Bummer.

So the joke was so funny, and you laughed so hard……..

It won’t fall off if you don’t shake it.

Must have removed that bolt that was in his navel.

musta been one helluva fart!

Then stop twerking!

Better check everything else…

The original butt dial.

I look like I’ve lmao one too many times, too.

I thought the original booty call was when Blackbeard forgot where he buried his treasure.

Bummer.

Tell him to keep his pants on and he won’t keep having that problem.

I hope his schwanzstucker is ok!

Frakenbooty.

The green one-eyed cheek monster got away from it’s owner.

It’s not that cold yet!

I’d say ots something wrong with his pants. He needs a tailor.

Usually, we’re pretty good at understanding the joke, but this one tuchus a while.