March 08, 2019
February 03, 2019
That’s genius actually
Snoopy is doing a dad joke.
Dang!! This was good!
“How did they know their pockets were being picked? When a Murmur ran through the crowd.”
That is not HOW they knew but WHEN they knew.
And it was a dark and stormy night when they robbed their victims.
Really? I thought they’d swindle them through shoddy games, since they worked at fairs.
Ooh… Rat is gonna shove your typewriter where the sun don’t shine for that one, Snoopy!
Peanuts gets better and better the older I get and when the puns are coming from Snoopy, priceless.
And I thought the Artful Dodger in Oliver Twist is a pickpocket person!
In the old days, someone would announce to a crowd that there was a pickpocket and check your valuables. The pickpocket would see where they felt for their valuables and knew where to pick!
First chuckle of the day, thanks Sparky. I know you can hear me.
Groan…
A landlady told me what she’d learned from a roomer.
Joe Murmur and his family were gypsies.
Joe Murmur and his brothers also have a booming business in Tiananmen Square.
groan
His brother are “Hush” and “Chill”… ☺
Snoopy, please save the Dad Jokes, until you are a dad.
After all these years I still laughed out loud.
This one might be worthy of the “dad joke” vault
Then there was a nervous titter running through the crowd. He had a feel for it.
Pickpocket Joe Rumor had the same problem
There’s probably a website that could use that joke.
Yup…saw that one coming…
See the movie, “Harry In Your Pocket”
By the standards of what Snoopy usually writes, that’s brilliant.
Where Pastis gets it from
Mr. Schulz was a genius of puns.
/rimshot
Bravo Snoopy !
Charles Schulz
GirlGeek Premium Member 7 days ago
That’s genius actually
mccollunsky 7 days ago
Snoopy is doing a dad joke.
deojaideep aka Courage 7 days ago
Dang!! This was good!
Calvinist1966 7 days ago
“How did they know their pockets were being picked? When a Murmur ran through the crowd.”
That is not HOW they knew but WHEN they knew.
therese_callahan2002 7 days ago
And it was a dark and stormy night when they robbed their victims.
Ellis97 6 days ago
Really? I thought they’d swindle them through shoddy games, since they worked at fairs.
SquidGamerGal 6 days ago
Ooh… Rat is gonna shove your typewriter where the sun don’t shine for that one, Snoopy!
medagliadoro Premium Member 6 days ago
Peanuts gets better and better the older I get and when the puns are coming from Snoopy, priceless.
Darryl Heine 6 days ago
And I thought the Artful Dodger in Oliver Twist is a pickpocket person!
NeedaChuckle Premium Member 6 days ago
In the old days, someone would announce to a crowd that there was a pickpocket and check your valuables. The pickpocket would see where they felt for their valuables and knew where to pick!
Bruce1253 6 days ago
First chuckle of the day, thanks Sparky. I know you can hear me.
kaycstamper 6 days ago
Groan…
emoten 6 days ago
A landlady told me what she’d learned from a roomer.
Count Olaf Premium Member 6 days ago
Joe Murmur and his family were gypsies.
Count Olaf Premium Member 6 days ago
Joe Murmur and his brothers also have a booming business in Tiananmen Square.
dadlivonia 6 days ago
groan
ChessPirate 6 days ago
His brother are “Hush” and “Chill”… ☺
Daltongang Premium Member 6 days ago
Snoopy, please save the Dad Jokes, until you are a dad.
dale_buck66062 6 days ago
After all these years I still laughed out loud.
Skippy the Magnificent 6 days ago
This one might be worthy of the “dad joke” vault
cactusbob333 6 days ago
Then there was a nervous titter running through the crowd. He had a feel for it.
mindjob 6 days ago
Pickpocket Joe Rumor had the same problem
Decepticomic 6 days ago
There’s probably a website that could use that joke.
gantech 6 days ago
Yup…saw that one coming…
kendavis09 6 days ago
See the movie, “Harry In Your Pocket”
John Jorgensen 6 days ago
By the standards of what Snoopy usually writes, that’s brilliant.
Otis Rufus Driftwood 6 days ago
Where Pastis gets it from
eddi-TBH 6 days ago
Mr. Schulz was a genius of puns.
Dave's Not Here, Man 4 days ago
/rimshot
lnrokr55 3 days ago
Bravo Snoopy !