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In the old days, someone would announce to a crowd that there was a pickpocket and check your valuables. The pickpocket would see where they felt for their valuables and knew where to pick!
GirlGeek Premium Member 6 months ago
That’s genius actually
mccollunsky 6 months ago
Snoopy is doing a dad joke.
Courage the Cowardly Dog! 6 months ago
Dang!! This was good!
Calvinist1966 6 months ago
“How did they know their pockets were being picked? When a Murmur ran through the crowd.”
That is not HOW they knew but WHEN they knew.
therese_callahan2002 6 months ago
And it was a dark and stormy night when they robbed their victims.
Ellis97 6 months ago
Really? I thought they’d swindle them through shoddy games, since they worked at fairs.
SquidGamerGal 6 months ago
Ooh… Rat is gonna shove your typewriter where the sun don’t shine for that one, Snoopy!
medagliadoro Premium Member 6 months ago
Peanuts gets better and better the older I get and when the puns are coming from Snoopy, priceless.
Darryl Heine 6 months ago
And I thought the Artful Dodger in Oliver Twist is a pickpocket person!
NeedaChuckle Premium Member 6 months ago
In the old days, someone would announce to a crowd that there was a pickpocket and check your valuables. The pickpocket would see where they felt for their valuables and knew where to pick!
Bruce1253 6 months ago
First chuckle of the day, thanks Sparky. I know you can hear me.
kaycstamper 6 months ago
Groan…
emoten 6 months ago
A landlady told me what she’d learned from a roomer.
Count Olaf Premium Member 6 months ago
Joe Murmur and his family were gypsies.
Count Olaf Premium Member 6 months ago
Joe Murmur and his brothers also have a booming business in Tiananmen Square.
dadlivonia 6 months ago
groan
ChessPirate 6 months ago
His brother are “Hush” and “Chill”… ☺
Daltongang Premium Member 6 months ago
Snoopy, please save the Dad Jokes, until you are a dad.
dale_buck66062 6 months ago
After all these years I still laughed out loud.
Skippy the Magnificent 6 months ago
This one might be worthy of the “dad joke” vault
cactusbob333 6 months ago
Then there was a nervous titter running through the crowd. He had a feel for it.
mindjob 6 months ago
Pickpocket Joe Rumor had the same problem
Decepticomic 6 months ago
There’s probably a website that could use that joke.
gantech 6 months ago
Yup…saw that one coming…
kendavis09 6 months ago
See the movie, “Harry In Your Pocket”
John Jorgensen 6 months ago
By the standards of what Snoopy usually writes, that’s brilliant.
Otis Rufus Driftwood 6 months ago
Where Pastis gets it from
eddi-TBH 6 months ago
Mr. Schulz was a genius of puns.
Dave's Not Here, Man 6 months ago
/rimshot
lnrokr55 6 months ago
Bravo Snoopy !