Herman by Jim Unger for October 05, 2024

But we are already ducks.

When I shout Muskie, paddle as fast as you can!

When I shout “Bomb!” duck and cover.

When I shout “duck”… uh… oh, nevermind.

When I shout “goose”, run for cover.

Don’t listen to him, he’s a quack

Too late for Buttercup. The only voice he hears is his own.

That’s funny. When I shout “duck” I mean “duck.”

Now quack to it!

Duck Hunt. That was a fun game

If someone shouts “gun” near a school. teachers get REALLY scared.

Yes? What happens when you shout gun? Finish your sentence.

“As opposed to?”

They get a lot of false alarms when he says duck.

“When I shout ‘Duck!’. ‘Duck!’, Go!”

If they don’t move fast enough, give them a goose.

Phil Blumburtt: DUCK!

Howard T. Duck: And proud of it!

Howard the Duck (1986)

But, but, we’re already ducks!