Last Kiss by John Lustig for September 23, 2024

Dangerous curves on a bend eh.

In past centuries Eunuchs could be very powerful men, politically and artistically, and still engage in romantic affairs, even with women. Their ambitions and vanities were not stymied, but often enhanced by their physical conditions.

With the floor wet I’ll need to put on my rubbers.

Darn, I was hoping she would be putty in my hands.

I’ll stop the world and melt with you…

I don’t remember women saying “Bend me” very much when I was dating long ago. But I do remember them saying “Get bent” quite often.

“You are all the woman I needAnd baby, you know it(Know it, know it, know it)You can make this beggar a kingA clown or a poet[Chorus]Bend me, shape me, any way you want meLong as you love me, it’s all rightBend me, shape me, any way you want meYou got the power to turn on the light.” The American Breed.

Her last name is…over “Bend Over”

The name’s Bend. James Bend. Agent 000 deg C. Taaaa-da ta-daaaa!

Va Va VOOOOOOM!

From “First Kiss” to “Last Kiss”, the Circle is complete… ☺

“I’m just the female version of Stretch Armstrong!”

So The Flash’s lightning went through Love Potion #9 along with all the other chemicals that made him a superhero? That’d be a fun comic.

At at least and at last he finally got to clean up.

You have to have super strength to deal with those go-limp women. They are almost impossible to carry to the bedroom. :)

I hope you have flood insurance, because I just wet my panties.

John, do you have a chess knight carved into the handle of that mop?