B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for October 02, 2024

The sun don’t shine anywhere in there, does it?

It’s not so much “Where does your butt go?” as “Where does your head go?”

Wow! That turn about was quicker than a politician!

It’s the B.C. version of a TAARDIS!

He’s very flexible.

I’m surprised at the lack of censorship on this comic.

That’s a tail for another day.

Trust me. You don’t want to know.

While a comic turtle can turn around inside its shell, a real turtle can’t.

He’s now “back a-s wards”.

Thees impossible. Shell is part of tortoise body and it can not turns like that.

A question I’d never considered.

Slow………..turn………

Plenty of turtle wax.

Easy to do because it isn’t a shell. It is Beetle Bailey’s helmet. And his but is still right there below his little tail.

To the back of the bus….obviously.

Those thoughts are confusing.

Should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque

Actually, it’s perfectly feasible that John is turning everything around with the “FWIP!”, shell included, simply to change direction. If true, then he’s fooling Do​okie about what is actually happening…

Is he talking out his…?

Well it Depends.

Silly people! Obviously the shell turns too. He moves so fast that it turns beneath the bird’s feet, leaving confused birdie behind.

He better know that his butt lines up with the shell hole or he will have a big poopin’ mess.

At least that’s what they always tort us…

It’s always best not to ask about things like that…

He doesn’t fart out of his mouth and talk out of his butt, does he?