Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 12, 2024

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    Ratkin Premium Member about 1 month ago

    He’s driving them batty.

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    angelolady Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Very clever!

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  about 1 month ago

    bleh, bleh

    Ⅰ feel so⠄⠄⠄ bleh

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    Imagine  about 1 month ago

    I hope he wipes that up…

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    Imagine  about 1 month ago

    Like a bat out of…

    Nah. Let’s not go there.

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    Gent  about 1 month ago

    Allergic to steenky old dusty mouldy castle eh.

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    BigBoy  about 1 month ago

    It’s Count Orlaf Nosferatu, Dracula Knock off the Mark

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    Vilyehm  about 1 month ago

    Taco Bell is next.

    With bats in your bell fries.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  about 1 month ago

    Cute little bats.

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    ThreeDogDad Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Bat boogers!

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    dallenboston  about 1 month ago

    Here… Eat some garlic to beat that cold

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    ArtyD2 Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Wipe nose disease

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    dbrucepm  about 1 month ago

    his cold is driving him batty

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    Malph  about 1 month ago

    Brilliant!

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    scote1379 Premium Member about 1 month ago

    That you Klaus Kinski ?

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 1 month ago

    Here’s lookin’ achoo, kid.

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    mindjob  about 1 month ago

    Somehow he doesn’t strike the same level of fear

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    Mel-T-Pass Premium Member about 1 month ago

    He’ll need a sneeze guard before he hits the neck buffet again.

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    Stephen Gilberg  about 1 month ago

    “Children of the night. What mucus they take.”

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