The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for October 17, 2024

Whereas on the internet she’s 24, 5’6", 110lbs, and 36-24-36.

“,,,with a six-pack to die for!”

Lady

cuz online Ⅰ’m out in Hollywood

Ⅰ’m six-foot five and Ⅰ look danm good

Ⅰ drive a Maserati

Ⅰ’m a black belt in karate

and Ⅰ love a good glass of wine

online Ⅰ live in Malibu

Ⅰ posed for Calvin Kline

Ⅰ’ve been in GQ

Ⅰ’m single and Ⅰ’m rich

and Ⅰ got a set of six-pack abs that will blow your mind

— Brad Paisley

Is he on a dating site or is that just his alias when nobody knows who he is on social media?

She seems rather unbothered by the knowledge that her husband is employing a modern classic strategy to make himself more attractive to strangers.

He’s 6’2", 215 lbs, and a stable jeenius.

Loretta stop puting down Leroy you should take a better look at your self no beauty queen

There was actually a Japanese influencer with a ton of followers. Cute, young girls often can pull this off with success. It was more impressive then, that this was a middle-aged man, who strategically used digital tools to replace his face with that of a young girl. It was apparently, quite effective.

…“And one foot facing!”

why would he want to look like all the other guys…? ☺

sigh…………