Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for October 08, 2024

She has the drop on him

Not a place to express one’s creativity, I’m afraid. :-)

One more reason not to jump out of perfectly good airplanes.

And mine will be in how I fall after you pack my chute.

The packer needs to test it first.

“He died so creatively” is not very reassuring.

He is also using starch when he washes them.

You should always pack your own chute.

Good (or maybe bad) timing. I’m heading up to Tahoe for a week where I plan to use the skydiving gift certificate my daughter gave me. I will let the pros pack the chutes…

For Sale: Parachute. New. Never opened.

“Uh, is your way safe? I mean, does it open right?”

“I’ve never had anyone come back and complain.”

If at first you don’t succeed, try…….Does not apply to skydiving.

How did they test the best way to pack a parachute? Like Calvin’s dad would say, they packed a bunch of different ways and observed each parachuter as they fell. The one who survived is the chute that was packed best.

How many chutes could a chute packer pack if a chute packer could pack chutes?

No one has ever come back to complain!

If I was a parachuter, I’d make sure to stay on her good side!

Please pack them so they will deploy properly.

“Love many, trust few, always paddle your own canoe”

I went skydiving once, “once” being the operative word. When I think back on how sketchy the operation was I’m amazed I escaped with nothing worse than a broken toe.

The only thing that’ll work properly is his poop chute.

“Two things fall out of the sky. Bird doo and idiots.” Jump Master, 101st Airborne, Fort Campbell Kentucky 1970

Something tells me she’s the same person whose creativity was responsible for the company name. I think I’ll pass.

She can be creative all she wants, pack your own chute and have peace of mind.

It helps spin your tail as you fall.

The Rolling Stones must love this “Parachute Woman”!

She must like the Jackson Pollack “splat” technique…

Their logo intoned very fast with no pauses between words – “Icanjumpoutofaplanebetterthanyoucaaan!”

ummm, just uh, no.