I used to have my arm go numb on me while I slept, and then I started noticing the position one of my feral cats slept in. It looked so comfy I trained myself to mimic the position.
Kabuki never knew, but he was my sleep mentor.
What do you call a Jedi that can’t get to sleep?
A restless Knight.
Why do secret agents get the best sleep…
Because they’re always undercover.
Who tucked King Tut to sleep?
His mummy
How does one’s height affect their sleep?
Taller people sleep longer in bed.
What do Geologists sleep on?
Bedrock
Because some of those animals are nocturnal anyway.
MOM! Dad’s telling joke again.
They can’t live in Texas, otherwise twenty guys with guns would be hunting all those animals. lol
Funny, recently, I told a colleage that I wanted to hibernate
It is. Every year about this time, my body wants to go into hibernation.
It’s about time! The cartoon animals are back!
I don’t understand. We get an extra hour sleep, not loose one.
Nappy time!
Naptime X7.
Good one!
That’s a pretty sleepy hollow…..
As we head towards winter, let nature be your hibernation.
(or your hibernation inspiration)
I guess Sunday’s laid back spirit has caught on with the fauna as well.
daDoctah1 3 months ago
I used to have my arm go numb on me while I slept, and then I started noticing the position one of my feral cats slept in. It looked so comfy I trained myself to mimic the position.
Kabuki never knew, but he was my sleep mentor.
littlejohn Premium Member 3 months ago
What do you call a Jedi that can’t get to sleep?
A restless Knight.
littlejohn Premium Member 3 months ago
Why do secret agents get the best sleep…
Because they’re always undercover.
littlejohn Premium Member 3 months ago
Who tucked King Tut to sleep?
His mummy
littlejohn Premium Member 3 months ago
How does one’s height affect their sleep?
Taller people sleep longer in bed.
littlejohn Premium Member 3 months ago
What do Geologists sleep on?
Bedrock
i_am_the_jam 3 months ago
Because some of those animals are nocturnal anyway.
MS72 3 months ago
MOM! Dad’s telling joke again.
DawnQuinn1 3 months ago
They can’t live in Texas, otherwise twenty guys with guns would be hunting all those animals. lol
weirdme Premium Member 3 months ago
Funny, recently, I told a colleage that I wanted to hibernate
DaBump Premium Member 3 months ago
It is. Every year about this time, my body wants to go into hibernation.
lanainutahdesert 3 months ago
It’s about time! The cartoon animals are back!
david.reichert 3 months ago
I don’t understand. We get an extra hour sleep, not loose one.
ladykat 3 months ago
Nappy time!
baskate_2000 3 months ago
Naptime X7.
ncdrifter 3 months ago
Good one!
Godfreydaniel 3 months ago
That’s a pretty sleepy hollow…..
Doug K 3 months ago
As we head towards winter, let nature be your hibernation.
(or your hibernation inspiration)
hagarthehorrible 3 months ago
I guess Sunday’s laid back spirit has caught on with the fauna as well.