Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for October 07, 2024

I’m Batman!

I don’t blame her. Things have been pretty repetitive lately.

Having a bad case of the Mondays?

Is lovely bad, because she gets cat-called a lot?

Good thing Phoebe didn’t say that at home.

What happened to the clever plan from the other day?

I’m furious that I can’t think of anything to complain about this morning.

What happened to last week’s story line?

So, we’re not going to find out why Marigold’s sister Florence was in Phoebe’s photo? The Phoebegold Detective Agency busted before it even got off the ground?

This is boredom you can afford…

I got 99 problems, but a unicorn ain’t one.

I thought Marigold was saying she was much too lovely for anyone to be bored near her.