Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 18, 2024

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    Ratkin Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Who knew he had a daemon.

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    angelolady Premium Member about 1 month ago

    The possibilities this awakens…..almost endless.

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    tudza Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Given the horseman story is really old and European, most of those weren’t an option. Turnip, now that would be the thing.

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    Gent  about 1 month ago

    Watermelon is cooler.

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  about 1 month ago

    wouldn’t a potato be a more obvious choice?

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    blunebottle  about 1 month ago

    At first, I thought the joke was going to be about Beetlejuice.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 1 month ago

    I kinda like the avocado – with the green glow.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member about 1 month ago

    It might have been worse. His “head” choice could have included a toilet!

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  about 1 month ago

    the banana reminds me of Mac Tonight

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  about 1 month ago

    Lame. Should be lettuce or cabbage.

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    Emmett Wayne  about 1 month ago

    What about a mug of flat beer?

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    Darryl Heine  about 1 month ago

    Why not an apple as one suggestion?

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, beetleju…

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    Jody H. Premium Member about 1 month ago

    I can vividly remember watching Disney’s animated “The Legend of Sleepy Hollow” on TV as a kid in the 70’s, and laughing hysterically at the antics of Ichabod Crane as he tried to climb over his horse to avoid being decapitated by the Headless Horseman. I was sick with a high fever and it hurt to laugh, but it was so hilarious! I watched it again with my daughter about eight years ago. It was still funny, but I’m guessing that I was probably a bit loopy on cough medicine, and maybe even hallucinating, the first time I saw it…

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    Mike Baldwin creator about 1 month ago

    Apparently the good old days were quite confusing.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 1 month ago

    Head cheese?

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    mistercatworks  about 1 month ago

    Traditionally the “headless horseman” carried the “pumpkin head”. The legend has been corrupted to wearing a pumpkin as a head, because it is impossible to do the other thing as a convincing Halloween costume.

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    sobrown51  about 1 month ago

    I sorta like the watermelon.

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    cuzinron47  30 days ago

    I thought the watermelon was a good look.

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    Happy Cat Premium Member 30 days ago

    I vote for the ghoulish looking avocado.

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    MissyTiger  30 days ago

    Clearly, he’s out of his gourd.

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    Shikamoo Premium Member 30 days ago

    A head of lettuce would be fine.

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