“No, the costume can be off-smelling! Why didn’t you scrape the old cheese and anchovies off the box lids before you put them on?”
Well, for all of you who were worried that Ed Crankshaft, the guy the strip is named for, would take centerstage for a second consecutive week, rest easy. It’s time for more madcap antics with Montoni’s and some FW cast-offs.
If someone else could take over the ‘Crankshaft’ franchise and allow Cranky to appear at least 3 days of every week in his own ‘toon, I’d be glad to pay good money for that…
Oh yeah? Well stop yappings and goes outside and stands outside the doors and does your theengs to promotion and gets some customers in here ya steenky Monotony’s Pizzas Mascot. Ain’t cha sees that there ain’t no customers in here?
Oh, God, this again. It still stuns me that they expect us to believe that this guy could sign legal documents as Pizza Monster and any court would honor it.
Not to mention the fact that he could not bend his arms if they were encased in cardboard boxes. She could push him over and just take the boxes off of his head to find out who this lunatic is.
J.J. O'Malley 2 months ago
“No, the costume can be off-smelling! Why didn’t you scrape the old cheese and anchovies off the box lids before you put them on?”
Well, for all of you who were worried that Ed Crankshaft, the guy the strip is named for, would take centerstage for a second consecutive week, rest easy. It’s time for more madcap antics with Montoni’s and some FW cast-offs.
Bill Thompson 2 months ago
Speaking of off-putting, couldn’t this Pizza Monster bit have been put off until next year and the strip’s expected termination?
Argythree 2 months ago
If someone else could take over the ‘Crankshaft’ franchise and allow Cranky to appear at least 3 days of every week in his own ‘toon, I’d be glad to pay good money for that…
GROG Premium Member 2 months ago
Not silent enough.
scote1379 Premium Member 2 months ago
^ ^ Good Lord ! The Negativity ! so sad ! ^ ^
olds_cool63 2 months ago
He’s obviously half-baked!
Gent 2 months ago
Oh yeah? Well stop yappings and goes outside and stands outside the doors and does your theengs to promotion and gets some customers in here ya steenky Monotony’s Pizzas Mascot. Ain’t cha sees that there ain’t no customers in here?
sueb1863 2 months ago
Oh, God, this again. It still stuns me that they expect us to believe that this guy could sign legal documents as Pizza Monster and any court would honor it.
Not to mention the fact that he could not bend his arms if they were encased in cardboard boxes. She could push him over and just take the boxes off of his head to find out who this lunatic is.
SquidGamerGal 2 months ago
How does he see in that?
SearchBoy Premium Member 2 months ago
I’ve never seen so many whiners in a comic chat group. Go read a different comic.Oh wait, it’s Crankshaft. You are all cranky. Now I get it.
Joe Cur 2 months ago
Costume? What costume?
rockyridge1977 2 months ago
….glad to see they are in the “spirit”!!!!!!…….past?present?? future????
Where's The Pizza Box Monster? 2 months ago
YES! FINALLY! Now this strip will really be improved.
Not sure why I felt the need to remind her that I’m part owner.
lemonbaskt 2 months ago
the pizza box monster the only good charecter in this strip now let me go order my trigger finger tour t shirt
Daltongang Premium Member 2 months ago
Pizza Box Monster is still better than Domino’s The Noid.
Out of the Past 2 months ago
Good place for a pizza box monster origin story. Bitten by a radioactive pizza box on the planet pepperoni.
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 2 months ago
If they start serving “Pumpkin Pizza” I’m outta here
Strawberry King 2 months ago
How can he see?
dputhoff62 2 months ago
The Pizza Box Monster schtick got old years ago.
csroberto2854 2 months ago
TOM JUST TELL US WHO THE PIZZA BOX MONSTER IS THE SUSPENSE IS KILLIN’ ME