A hippo? As in, “I want a hippopotamus for Christmas?” Plus, unless you’re going to be a SPACE pirate, you don’t want a laser sword, you want a FLAMING sword. Ah, but this is Hammie, after all.
I once ripped the sleeves off an old dress shirt, tied a tie around my head like a bandana, strapped a teddy bear to my shoulder with a skull and crossbones theme and hung an old 3.5" floppy off a lariat and went as “The Pirate Ted Software” one year
ʲᔆ 2 months ago
hippo, hippo, in the sky⠄⠄⠄
Blu Bunny 2 months ago
Why a hippo, and not a fire breathing dragon or lizzard?
C 2 months ago
Not a ghost of a chance there, bud
iggyman 2 months ago
Settle for an eyepatch and Pirate’s hat Hammie!
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace 2 months ago
Horse Nebula space pirates.
Note: not Horsehead Nebula; you could never ride THAT thing.
Huckleberry Hiroshima 2 months ago
You should all be astronauts.
steveh64 2 months ago
…and has a vulture on his shoulder.
SquidGamerGal 2 months ago
Now how do you expect Wanda to pull that off?
lkcelleo 2 months ago
Hammie our future leader!
DaBump Premium Member 2 months ago
A hippo? As in, “I want a hippopotamus for Christmas?” Plus, unless you’re going to be a SPACE pirate, you don’t want a laser sword, you want a FLAMING sword. Ah, but this is Hammie, after all.
philwinn 2 months ago
You’ll get a white sheet with two holes for eyes and like it!
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 2 months ago
And map out the houses who give out apples and other healthful t hings—-so y ou can avoid them
Doug K 2 months ago
Let him use his imagination. He can imagine he’s riding on a flying hippopotamus. It looks like he’s already imagining using a real laser sword.
Daltongang Premium Member 2 months ago
So he wants to be Hans Solo for Halloween.
J-Yoshi64 2 months ago
And this is the stress Wanda was referring to yesterday.
wildlandwaters 2 months ago
right, Hammie… when hippos fly!
Godfreydaniel 2 months ago
Naw, go for a triceratops, Hammie!
oish 2 months ago
I once ripped the sleeves off an old dress shirt, tied a tie around my head like a bandana, strapped a teddy bear to my shoulder with a skull and crossbones theme and hung an old 3.5" floppy off a lariat and went as “The Pirate Ted Software” one year
Smeagol 2 months ago
And he wants a purple laser sword.
bigdawgjohn 2 months ago
sound too hard
The Quiet One 2 months ago
I don’t think Pirates ride Hippopotamus Hammie.
Strawberry King 2 months ago
Sounds like a good Sci fi/Fantasy character.