The power of suggestion is strong, because now I’m hungry for garlic bread. Besides, a little protection from being menaced by vampires can’t hurt, especially around Halloween.
I once went to an Italian restaurant that, in addition to garlic, had more Christian memorabilia than the average Catholic church. The same town had a restaurant with mirrors all over the walls. I concluded that the town used to have a vampire problem.
oldpine52 12 days ago
This is why you never hear about an Italian vampire.
rekam Premium Member 12 days ago
Working as a teller had a customer who’d had a garlic lunch, had to take step back to breathe.
Ratkin Premium Member 12 days ago
Well, she did ask for a stake dinner.
phritzg Premium Member 12 days ago
The power of suggestion is strong, because now I’m hungry for garlic bread. Besides, a little protection from being menaced by vampires can’t hurt, especially around Halloween.
iggyman 12 days ago
I have garlic in my food quite frequently, love it!
iggyman 12 days ago
Doesn’t it have to be worn around your neck to be affective? Asking for a friend!
nosirrom 12 days ago
My cousin loves garlic and she swears that it keeps mosquitoes from biting. So I don’t doubt that it will keep flying blood sucking critters away.
Gent 12 days ago
It just drive him batty.
Funniguy 12 days ago
She is his Femme Fatale.
Slowly, he turned... 12 days ago
A bad first date – that’s about to get worse.
[Traveler] Premium Member 12 days ago
If you eat a lot of it regularly, you’ll sweat it out your pores and smell like it.
uniquename 12 days ago
Wait until he discovers the cross pendent she wears.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 12 days ago
There go his hopes for a Bloody Mary.
DaBump Premium Member 12 days ago
I laughed, but as I recall, there are people who are so allergic to certain substances, they don’t dare even kiss someone who just ate whatever it is.
Dapperdan61 Premium Member 12 days ago
Garlic to a Vampire is like pouring Salt on a Slug
bobbyferrel 12 days ago
Would a Jewish vampire be repulsed by a Star of David?
Zen-of-Zinfandel 11 days ago
He’s no longer sticking his neck out for her, she paid the bill.
Tachyon the Samurai 11 days ago
Just don’t feed Garlic to dogs as it will kill them.
Stephen Gilberg 11 days ago
I once went to an Italian restaurant that, in addition to garlic, had more Christian memorabilia than the average Catholic church. The same town had a restaurant with mirrors all over the walls. I concluded that the town used to have a vampire problem.
Buoy 11 days ago
He has a long Hisssssstory of dramatics.
6turtle9 11 days ago
Is she Catholic? That could be an issue.
Lablubber 11 days ago
Why I would never make a good vampire. I consider garlic as a food group.
wildlandwaters 11 days ago
funny how garlic can smell so good when you’re cooking it, but after it hits your mouth… yuck!
sincavage05 11 days ago
My cat does that when I give him food he doesn’t like, garlic or not.
Strawberry King 11 days ago
“Oh, and it was yummy.”