The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 25, 2024

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    oldpine52  about 1 month ago

    This is why you never hear about an Italian vampire.

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    rekam Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Working as a teller had a customer who’d had a garlic lunch, had to take step back to breathe.

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    Ratkin Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Well, she did ask for a stake dinner.

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    phritzg Premium Member about 1 month ago

    The power of suggestion is strong, because now I’m hungry for garlic bread. Besides, a little protection from being menaced by vampires can’t hurt, especially around Halloween.

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    iggyman  about 1 month ago

    I have garlic in my food quite frequently, love it!

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    iggyman  about 1 month ago

    Doesn’t it have to be worn around your neck to be affective? Asking for a friend!

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    nosirrom  about 1 month ago

    My cousin loves garlic and she swears that it keeps mosquitoes from biting. So I don’t doubt that it will keep flying blood sucking critters away.

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    Gent  about 1 month ago

    It just drive him batty.

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    Funniguy  about 1 month ago

    She is his Femme Fatale.

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    Slowly, he turned...  about 1 month ago

    A bad first date – that’s about to get worse.

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    [Traveler] Premium Member about 1 month ago

    If you eat a lot of it regularly, you’ll sweat it out your pores and smell like it.

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    uniquename  about 1 month ago

    Wait until he discovers the cross pendent she wears.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 1 month ago

    There go his hopes for a Bloody Mary.

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    DaBump Premium Member about 1 month ago

    I laughed, but as I recall, there are people who are so allergic to certain substances, they don’t dare even kiss someone who just ate whatever it is.

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    Dapperdan61  Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Garlic to a Vampire is like pouring Salt on a Slug

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    bobbyferrel  about 1 month ago

    Would a Jewish vampire be repulsed by a Star of David?

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  about 1 month ago

    He’s no longer sticking his neck out for her, she paid the bill.

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    Tachyon the Samurai  about 1 month ago

    Just don’t feed Garlic to dogs as it will kill them.

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    Stephen Gilberg  about 1 month ago

    I once went to an Italian restaurant that, in addition to garlic, had more Christian memorabilia than the average Catholic church. The same town had a restaurant with mirrors all over the walls. I concluded that the town used to have a vampire problem.

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    Buoy  about 1 month ago

    He has a long Hisssssstory of dramatics.

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    6turtle9  about 1 month ago

    Is she Catholic? That could be an issue.

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    Lablubber   about 1 month ago

    Why I would never make a good vampire. I consider garlic as a food group.

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    wildlandwaters  about 1 month ago

    funny how garlic can smell so good when you’re cooking it, but after it hits your mouth… yuck!

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    sincavage05  about 1 month ago

    My cat does that when I give him food he doesn’t like, garlic or not.

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    Strawberry King  about 1 month ago

    “Oh, and it was yummy.”

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