The power of suggestion is strong, because now I’m hungry for garlic bread. Besides, a little protection from being menaced by vampires can’t hurt, especially around Halloween.
I once went to an Italian restaurant that, in addition to garlic, had more Christian memorabilia than the average Catholic church. The same town had a restaurant with mirrors all over the walls. I concluded that the town used to have a vampire problem.
oldpine52 about 1 month ago
This is why you never hear about an Italian vampire.
rekam Premium Member about 1 month ago
Working as a teller had a customer who’d had a garlic lunch, had to take step back to breathe.
Ratkin Premium Member about 1 month ago
Well, she did ask for a stake dinner.
phritzg Premium Member about 1 month ago
The power of suggestion is strong, because now I’m hungry for garlic bread. Besides, a little protection from being menaced by vampires can’t hurt, especially around Halloween.
iggyman about 1 month ago
I have garlic in my food quite frequently, love it!
iggyman about 1 month ago
Doesn’t it have to be worn around your neck to be affective? Asking for a friend!
nosirrom about 1 month ago
My cousin loves garlic and she swears that it keeps mosquitoes from biting. So I don’t doubt that it will keep flying blood sucking critters away.
Gent about 1 month ago
It just drive him batty.
Funniguy about 1 month ago
She is his Femme Fatale.
Slowly, he turned... about 1 month ago
A bad first date – that’s about to get worse.
[Traveler] Premium Member about 1 month ago
If you eat a lot of it regularly, you’ll sweat it out your pores and smell like it.
uniquename about 1 month ago
Wait until he discovers the cross pendent she wears.
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 1 month ago
There go his hopes for a Bloody Mary.
DaBump Premium Member about 1 month ago
I laughed, but as I recall, there are people who are so allergic to certain substances, they don’t dare even kiss someone who just ate whatever it is.
Dapperdan61 Premium Member about 1 month ago
Garlic to a Vampire is like pouring Salt on a Slug
bobbyferrel about 1 month ago
Would a Jewish vampire be repulsed by a Star of David?
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 1 month ago
He’s no longer sticking his neck out for her, she paid the bill.
Tachyon the Samurai about 1 month ago
Just don’t feed Garlic to dogs as it will kill them.
Stephen Gilberg about 1 month ago
I once went to an Italian restaurant that, in addition to garlic, had more Christian memorabilia than the average Catholic church. The same town had a restaurant with mirrors all over the walls. I concluded that the town used to have a vampire problem.
Buoy about 1 month ago
He has a long Hisssssstory of dramatics.
6turtle9 about 1 month ago
Is she Catholic? That could be an issue.
Lablubber about 1 month ago
Why I would never make a good vampire. I consider garlic as a food group.
wildlandwaters about 1 month ago
funny how garlic can smell so good when you’re cooking it, but after it hits your mouth… yuck!
sincavage05 about 1 month ago
My cat does that when I give him food he doesn’t like, garlic or not.
Strawberry King about 1 month ago
“Oh, and it was yummy.”