If it were only children that stare at their phones 24/7. Adults do it also because they get a notification that somebody said something in their FB acct
A man and his wife go to the dentist to get a rotten tooth removed.
The man tells the dentist, “Look doc, I don’t have much money, so no painkillers. No gas, no needles, nothing. Just get in, yank out the tooth, and we’ll get out of here.”
“I wish more of my patients had your fortitude,” says the doctor admiringly. “Which tooth is rotten?”
The man turns to his wife and says, “Open your mouth Dear.”
Gorillas and other ape species native to Africa do not eat bananas as a part of their normal diet. Bananas are indigenous to the tropical portions of India, Southeast Asia and northern Australia, and were brought to South America by the Portuguese in the early 16th century.
Yes about athletes not being as good, overall! Don’t use pros, or elite colleges as reference. Use high school athletics to compare. There even is as much determination or devotion given. Also the military is a good place to compare.
Leroy about 1 month ago
♫ Yes we have some bananas! ♫
♫ We have some bananas today! ♫
The dude from FL Premium Member about 1 month ago
If it were only children that stare at their phones 24/7. Adults do it also because they get a notification that somebody said something in their FB acct
jpsomebody about 1 month ago
Children seem to run their mouth much faster though.
Pickled Pete about 1 month ago
A man and his wife go to the dentist to get a rotten tooth removed.
The man tells the dentist, “Look doc, I don’t have much money, so no painkillers. No gas, no needles, nothing. Just get in, yank out the tooth, and we’ll get out of here.”
“I wish more of my patients had your fortitude,” says the doctor admiringly. “Which tooth is rotten?”
The man turns to his wife and says, “Open your mouth Dear.”
SWCarter about 1 month ago
It takes ME a lot longer to run a mile now than it did 30 years ago, too.
Foob about 1 month ago
One time I took 31 seconds longer to run two miles than I did 91 years ago.
May the Lord be with you as he is with me.
kaycstamper about 1 month ago
Not my teeth! Haven’t had sugar in five years, no cavities since.
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 1 month ago
But they’ll get their (drum roll) Participation Trophy!
markhughw about 1 month ago
I think it used to take us 7-8 minutes in 8th grade.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 1 month ago
Don’t remember ever running a mile. Don’t know why I would do such a silly thing.
mindjob about 1 month ago
Give gorillas tastier food, and they’ll sing like Pavarotti
Angry Indeed Premium Member about 1 month ago
Thirty years ago, a mile was uphill and in the snow. That tells you how bad it’s gotten. ;-p
Angry Indeed Premium Member about 1 month ago
Tooth enamel ranks 5 on the Mohs scale of mineral hardness, which means it’s about as hard as steel.
Angry Indeed Premium Member about 1 month ago
Gorillas and other ape species native to Africa do not eat bananas as a part of their normal diet. Bananas are indigenous to the tropical portions of India, Southeast Asia and northern Australia, and were brought to South America by the Portuguese in the early 16th century.
The Duke about 1 month ago
And that’s the tooth!
BeniHanna6 Premium Member about 1 month ago
Key word, average. There are still a lot of fit children today.
rbullfogg about 1 month ago
Yes about athletes not being as good, overall! Don’t use pros, or elite colleges as reference. Use high school athletics to compare. There even is as much determination or devotion given. Also the military is a good place to compare.
Totalloser Premium Member about 1 month ago
30 years ago kids were outside playing now they are indoors with their phones and video games getting fat so they will have diabetes when they are 30
6turtle9 about 1 month ago
I’ve been known to hum or sing the praises of great food also.
I would have thought the human head was harder than tooth enamel, given how hard it is to get anything through their thick skulls.
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] about 1 month ago
Tell that to MY teeth
Boots at the Boar Premium Member about 1 month ago
I was 17 30 years ago. I could not run a mile then, and I certainly can’t do it now.
news about 1 month ago
With inflation, a mile is longer these days.