Frank and Ernest by Thaves for November 17, 2024

He’ll probably bat his aye-lashes at you.

Early GPS

You can expect the captain to plank you.

the cannons don’t thunder, there’s nothing to plunder

What did the pirate say on his eightieth birthday? “Aye matey” (say it out loud and drag it out like a pirate would)

They won’t fit for the Monkey D. Luffy crew.

That Ernie is one swab talker.

It’s a good thing they’re on a sailing ship because there’s more miles to the galleon.

Put in at Pearl Harbor… It might just save your necklace…!

X always marks the spot. Speaking of which, Your Be❤️ed Count has applied on X for a position in Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy DOGE Department. No kidding. Received a reply saying they are definitely interested in The ❤️Count, The Count’s wisdom, wit and fierce Patriotism. Things look good. The Count will keep you posted. God Bless America!

“Did you hear about the pirates that stole all the farmer’s corn?”

“No, what happened?”

“They’re selling it in town for a dollar each!”

“You mean they’re…?”

“Yes, buccaneers!”

Great word play as always. They must have real fun working up the Sunday arcs.

What is that black spot on the map?

All these puns are keeling me!

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And it’s all for me grog, me jolly jolly grog

It’s all for me beer and tobacco

Well I’ve spent all me tin on the lassies drinking gin

Far across the western ocean I must wander

Will the captain accuse him of boater fraud?

Ah, grog; a secret mixture that contains one or more of the following: kerosene, propylene glycol, artificial sweeteners, sulfuric acid, rum, acetone, battery acid, red dye #2, SCUMM, axle grease and/or pepperoni.

The wordplay is always clever in this comic!

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Thaves is a pun master extraordinaire