( I used to get a kick out of my ol’ Grampa’s wisdom… he used to tell me: “a boat is nuthin’ but a hole in the water that you try to plug with money!”)
The pirates was asked how he got the hook and the eye patch. He said he got the hook from a sword fight where he lost his hand. And the patch they asked? He said that was the resulted when a seagull pooped in his eye. Wow, they said, seagull poop put your eye out? He said “well, it was the first day with my new hook.”
A friend with an eye patch looks like that pirate. When you winch your boat onto the trailer, don’t lean over the winch. If the hook breaks, it’ll come back fast!
He needs an eye patch. A friend looks like a pirate, with his eye patch. When you winch your boat onto the trailer, don’t lean over the winch. If the hook breaks, it’ll come back fast!
Those pests are out of control. Would you please turn the music down and have them keep the floor rattling to a minimum? And please be sure to clean up.
SHAKEDOWNCITY 6 days ago
Small: Check in with the {body} “parts” department. Large: The vermin missed the “sermon”.
Pickled Pete 6 days ago
Ah yes, as with most things, an arm and a leg!
in-dubio-pro-rainbow 6 days ago
Small: I hope “You’re never gonna need a bigger boat”
Large: "Rats! And when they send a certain “Coyote”, I’ll never ever get some rest!"
MeanBob Premium Member 6 days ago
A boat is a hole in the water, surrounded by (the material of your choice) , into which, you throw money.
Imagine 6 days ago
They’re all in the same boat.
pat sandy creator 5 days ago
his nickname is ‘Lefty’…
Dobie Premium Member 5 days ago
1. I really thought he was gonna say it.
( I used to get a kick out of my ol’ Grampa’s wisdom… he used to tell me: “a boat is nuthin’ but a hole in the water that you try to plug with money!”)
2. I smell a rat!
Gent 5 days ago
1. It sure cost him a arm and leg.
2. Rats!
Huckleberry Hiroshima 5 days ago
Acme stuff doesn’t work. Just ask Wile E. Coyote.
[Traveler] Premium Member 5 days ago
The pirates was asked how he got the hook and the eye patch. He said he got the hook from a sword fight where he lost his hand. And the patch they asked? He said that was the resulted when a seagull pooped in his eye. Wow, they said, seagull poop put your eye out? He said “well, it was the first day with my new hook.”
Geophyzz 5 days ago
A friend with an eye patch looks like that pirate. When you winch your boat onto the trailer, don’t lean over the winch. If the hook breaks, it’ll come back fast!
grocks 5 days ago
Large: Ratting out his flat mates.
Geophyzz 5 days ago
He needs an eye patch. A friend looks like a pirate, with his eye patch. When you winch your boat onto the trailer, don’t lean over the winch. If the hook breaks, it’ll come back fast!
Doug K 5 days ago
Those pests are out of control. Would you please turn the music down and have them keep the floor rattling to a minimum? And please be sure to clean up.
rockyridge1977 5 days ago
Preaching to the choir……………….not sure they are open……3:13 AM
Frank Burns Eats Worms 5 days ago
Caption 1: That sure took him down a peg.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 5 days ago
Caption 2: “My address? Room 5A at the Pest Western.”
Steverino Premium Member 5 days ago
Oh Rats!
Zebrastripes 5 days ago
That’s the chance one takes…risking limbs wasn’t on the list but it is now! After I sued the Rum company!
There’s always one rat in the crowd who can’t join in the fun. Once a year! Who knew?
cuzinron47 5 days ago
I guess the other doesn’t own a boat yet.
davewhamond creator 5 days ago
I guess the rats in the second panel are celebrating leaving the ship in the first panel.
Impkins Premium Member 5 days ago
I love the way Mike’s drawn the clothes on the pirates. Very unique. And wow, do those rats have some dance moves! :)
Buoy 5 days ago
Oh rats!
Shakin’ their booty.
wildlandwaters 5 days ago
first panel: funny… his wooden leg looks like he just has a really really skinny leg!
tinstar 5 days ago
Looks like they didn’t think this through. Their incessant noise prompted him to rat them out.