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( I used to get a kick out of my olâ Grampaâs wisdom⊠he used to tell me: âa boat is nuthinâ but a hole in the water that you try to plug with money!â)
The pirates was asked how he got the hook and the eye patch. He said he got the hook from a sword fight where he lost his hand. And the patch they asked? He said that was the resulted when a seagull pooped in his eye. Wow, they said, seagull poop put your eye out? He said âwell, it was the first day with my new hook.â
A friend with an eye patch looks like that pirate. When you winch your boat onto the trailer, donât lean over the winch. If the hook breaks, itâll come back fast!
He needs an eye patch. A friend looks like a pirate, with his eye patch. When you winch your boat onto the trailer, donât lean over the winch. If the hook breaks, itâll come back fast!
Those pests are out of control. Would you please turn the music down and have them keep the floor rattling to a minimum? And please be sure to clean up.
SHAKEDOWNCITY 2 months ago
Small: Check in with the {body} âpartsâ department. Large: The vermin missed the âsermonâ.
Pickled Pete 2 months ago
Ah yes, as with most things, an arm and a leg!
in-dubio-pro-rainbow 2 months ago
Small: I hope âYouâre never gonna need a bigger boatâ
Large: "Rats! And when they send a certain âCoyoteâ, Iâll never ever get some rest!"
MeanBob Premium Member 2 months ago
A boat is a hole in the water, surrounded by (the material of your choice) , into which, you throw money.
Imagine 2 months ago
Theyâre all in the same boat.
pat sandy creator 2 months ago
his nickname is âLeftyââŠ
Dobie Premium Member 2 months ago
1. I really thought he was gonna say it.
( I used to get a kick out of my olâ Grampaâs wisdom⊠he used to tell me: âa boat is nuthinâ but a hole in the water that you try to plug with money!â)
2. I smell a rat!
Gent 2 months ago
1. It sure cost him a arm and leg.
2. Rats!
Huckleberry Muhammad Premium Member 2 months ago
Acme stuff doesnât work. Just ask Wile E. Coyote.
[Traveler] Premium Member 2 months ago
The pirates was asked how he got the hook and the eye patch. He said he got the hook from a sword fight where he lost his hand. And the patch they asked? He said that was the resulted when a seagull pooped in his eye. Wow, they said, seagull poop put your eye out? He said âwell, it was the first day with my new hook.â
Geophyzz 2 months ago
A friend with an eye patch looks like that pirate. When you winch your boat onto the trailer, donât lean over the winch. If the hook breaks, itâll come back fast!
grocks 2 months ago
Large: Ratting out his flat mates.
Geophyzz 2 months ago
He needs an eye patch. A friend looks like a pirate, with his eye patch. When you winch your boat onto the trailer, donât lean over the winch. If the hook breaks, itâll come back fast!
Doug K 2 months ago
Those pests are out of control. Would you please turn the music down and have them keep the floor rattling to a minimum? And please be sure to clean up.
rockyridge1977 2 months ago
Preaching to the choirâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠ.not sure they are openâŠâŠ3:13 AM
Frank Burns Eats Worms 2 months ago
Caption 1: That sure took him down a peg.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 2 months ago
Caption 2: âMy address? Room 5A at the Pest Western.â
Steverino Premium Member 2 months ago
Oh Rats!
Zebrastripes 2 months ago
Thatâs the chance one takesâŠrisking limbs wasnât on the list but it is now! After I sued the Rum company!
Thereâs always one rat in the crowd who canât join in the fun. Once a year! Who knew?
cuzinron47 2 months ago
I guess the other doesnât own a boat yet.
davewhamond creator 2 months ago
I guess the rats in the second panel are celebrating leaving the ship in the first panel.
Impkins Premium Member 2 months ago
I love the way Mikeâs drawn the clothes on the pirates. Very unique. And wow, do those rats have some dance moves! :)
Buoy 2 months ago
Oh rats!
Shakinâ their booty.
wildlandwaters 2 months ago
first panel: funny⊠his wooden leg looks like he just has a really really skinny leg!
tinstar 2 months ago
Looks like they didnât think this through. Their incessant noise prompted him to rat them out.