Monty by Jim Meddick for November 01, 2024

A pranktical joke.

But it sure is tempting, isn’t it.

The benefits of having an AI bot around.

On pie deserves another.

Give a slice to Fleshy first. Or Moondog.

REAL pumpkin pie has CHUNKS and things.

I knew a young woman who ate a whole box of ex-lax thinking it was candy. She then went for a long ride with her family in the country to look at the changing leaves.

No Sedgwick for Halloween.

I remember a pie from the movie The Help

Worked in a factory that had no security during the day. We had these half height walls around different areas. Bowls of treats would show up on them and people would eat what was in them. Not I !! Who the heck put them there and what are they??

That pan would be empty if left on my doorstep. Raccoons, opossums, squirrels, birds etc…

I wouldn’t eat it. Not hard to imagine what “extra ingredients” those kids added to it.

Might have been coincidence,hut it;s why I’ll never eat pumpkin pie from Aldi again.

Is there a way to test for that? I know Monty dabbles in all kinds of science, so I bet he can chemically analyze a sample

Maybe the miscreants themselves had some Ex-Lax before they filled the pie crust…

Remember it’s Ex-Lax for that get up and GO Feeling.

He might get Monty-zuma’s revenge.

Not tempting at all. I do not like Pumpkin Pie.:-((

Listen to that smart robot.

No way. They’ll be discounted pumpkin pies all over town and of known providence.

Nothin’ says lovin’ like somethin’ from the oven. :)

I recently learned that Ex-Lax is short for “excellent laxative”.

Feed a slice to the next door neighbor’s dog.

The pie being laced with Ex Lax would be the best case scenario. I don’t even want to think about any other possibilities.

Any chance Monty will leave it in the kitchen and it will “disappear” after a visit from Moondog? (Personally I wouldn’t think of eating it after it was sitting outside [uncovered] for who knows how long. Especially since pumpkin pie is usually made with eggs.)