Reality Check by Dave Whamond for November 08, 2024

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    Ratkin Premium Member 17 days ago

    “Open,” sez me.

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    John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 17 days ago

    Well, oil right. At least he tried.

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    Imagine  17 days ago

    I guess that’s a no.

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    The Duke  17 days ago

    Tap the cap with a knife first.

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    Dobie  Premium Member 16 days ago

    A tough one, huh? Sure, I can open it! … lemme go get my bowling ball.

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    Captain Bars  16 days ago

    Originally, the phrase was “Open Says-a-Me” but the pronunciation evolved (or perhaps devolved) to “Open Sesame”

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    Just_Karl  16 days ago

    There must be some kids out of frame. That was definitely a “dad joke.”

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    Gent  16 days ago

    Me was knews he gonna saying that.

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    Gent  16 days ago

    Well at least he no use Open AI for that.

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    ladykat  16 days ago

    Gallant effort.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  16 days ago

    Their relationship is a wok in progress.

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    paranormal  16 days ago

    She cooked rolls???

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    Rich_Pa  16 days ago

    Is he standing on a roll?

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    sarah413 Premium Member 16 days ago

    Open Sesame.

    Ses-a-who?

    Ses-a-Me.

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    Howard'sMyHero  16 days ago

    … AND nice “hands-on-hip” karate roll of the tongue …!

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    zeexenon  16 days ago

    This one is a slippery slope and a little too seedy for me.

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    Teto85 Premium Member 16 days ago

    Sesame oil is a favourite. A friend recently returned from Japan with a bottle of mustard oil. Extracted during the processing of the seeds to make mustard. It does not taste like mustard, but brings out the flavour of what you are cooking. Planning on using it tonight.

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    lnrokr55  16 days ago

    Pun Intended, I guess, please let’s just let all of this be funny & silly for a while, it’s what I love about the comics. I come here to laugh! ;-)

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    Mike Baldwin creator 16 days ago

    Ha! Great opening act!

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    Smeagol  16 days ago

    LMAO

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    MissyTiger  16 days ago

    Just what kind of seedy joint is this place?!

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