It’s a unique and special toaster. He’ll have to pass it down through the generations until electricity is invented. The great thing about it is that each piece of toast has an image of an Old Testament patriarch or prophet, or New Testament apostle, burned into it. And occasionally, Jesus, and even more rarely, J**H Himself!
danketaz Premium Member about 1 month ago
Must have opened a new account.
Zykoic about 1 month ago
Khobz toast with camel ghee and date jam. Yummy!
Dean about 1 month ago
He hates that it creates images of a deity that he does not believe in on the bread.
PraiseofFolly about 1 month ago
Memo to modern guardian angels: A toaster OVEN would be more versatile.
tremaine53 about 1 month ago
Toasters from God! For the golden, angelic buns you’ve always wanted!
thebashfulone about 1 month ago
We all must learn to appreciate the gifts we have been given
Pocosdad about 1 month ago
About as useful as the next Resident that God just “gave” us.
Linguist about 1 month ago
Wish that angel had been around yesterday, then I wouldn’t have spent all that money on a new toaster!
Zebrastripes about 1 month ago
What’s a toaster ?
Steverino Premium Member about 1 month ago
No place to plug it in.
tims145 about 1 month ago
It’s a unique and special toaster. He’ll have to pass it down through the generations until electricity is invented. The great thing about it is that each piece of toast has an image of an Old Testament patriarch or prophet, or New Testament apostle, burned into it. And occasionally, Jesus, and even more rarely, J**H Himself!
mokspr Premium Member about 1 month ago
So…the electrical utility company is…God??
6turtle9 about 1 month ago
What? It’s not dry enough here already?
Linguist about 1 month ago
God’s toasters could fly and thus became crucial to early internet worshipers.