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It’s a unique and special toaster. He’ll have to pass it down through the generations until electricity is invented. The great thing about it is that each piece of toast has an image of an Old Testament patriarch or prophet, or New Testament apostle, burned into it. And occasionally, Jesus, and even more rarely, J**H Himself!
danketaz Premium Member 3 months ago
Must have opened a new account.
Zykoic 3 months ago
Khobz toast with camel ghee and date jam. Yummy!
Dean 3 months ago
He hates that it creates images of a deity that he does not believe in on the bread.
PraiseofFolly 3 months ago
Memo to modern guardian angels: A toaster OVEN would be more versatile.
tremaine53 3 months ago
Toasters from God! For the golden, angelic buns you’ve always wanted!
thebashfulone 3 months ago
We all must learn to appreciate the gifts we have been given
Pocosdad 3 months ago
About as useful as the next Resident that God just “gave” us.
Linguist 3 months ago
Wish that angel had been around yesterday, then I wouldn’t have spent all that money on a new toaster!
Zebrastripes 3 months ago
What’s a toaster ?
Steverino Premium Member 3 months ago
No place to plug it in.
tims145 3 months ago
It’s a unique and special toaster. He’ll have to pass it down through the generations until electricity is invented. The great thing about it is that each piece of toast has an image of an Old Testament patriarch or prophet, or New Testament apostle, burned into it. And occasionally, Jesus, and even more rarely, J**H Himself!
mokspr Premium Member 3 months ago
So…the electrical utility company is…God??
6turtle9 3 months ago
What? It’s not dry enough here already?
Linguist 3 months ago
God’s toasters could fly and thus became crucial to early internet worshipers.