Free Range by Bill Whitehead for November 01, 2024

Badge of "dis"honor.

The usual pink drinks are more orange today.

I always right, ‘Hi, I’m INSANE! Saves a lot of annoying chit-chat!

Only honest person there.

May have been dragged there by his wife. BTDT.

Truth in advertising! Amazing!

That’s a name tag my wife would wear if she could get away with it

Cell phones are useful!

Hi, I’m Inigo Montoya…

Hi, um, I’m Hyam.

I would wear that nametag- IF you could even get me to go in the first place. What a waste of quality time – when you could be doing anything else – anything at all.

The curmudgeon’s convention is next door.

Me needs one of em signs. Me just here for free foods and dreenks. You wanna talks then go talks to someone elses.

As an introvert, I’d wear that.

Slow reader.

Welcome to The Big-Nose Gathering!

For some reason Bob makes me think of LBJ.