Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 07, 2024

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    MichaelAxelFleming  19 days ago

    He has some core issues.

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    angelolady Premium Member 19 days ago

    Aww. Rejection is hard.

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    STEPUP  19 days ago

    The bad apple???

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    uniquename  19 days ago

    It was applling.

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    Imagine  19 days ago

    Did you want to get eaten?

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    blunebottle  18 days ago

    No one picked me, either.

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    Fast Green Arrow   18 days ago

    “Those who’s names were never called / when choosing sides for applesauce” – Janice Fujian

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    phritzg Premium Member 18 days ago

    The apple thought he might be crazy, because he kept hearing strange voices in his head. But it was just worms carrying on a conversation.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  18 days ago

    Poor little apple. Make the most of it, Apple. Now don’t get seedy!

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    RobinHood  18 days ago

    Survivors guilt?

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    Gent  18 days ago

    And then she eat him.

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    gammaguy  18 days ago

    Do you respond to not getting picked by getting pickled.

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    Teto85 Premium Member 18 days ago

    Survivor’s guilt.

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    amaneaux  18 days ago

    Looks like me when choosing teams at recess

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    Zebrastripes  18 days ago

    ….and suddenly, loneliness set in and there I was, shaking to my core!

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  18 days ago

    He wasn’t invited to the Gala gala.

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    Happy Tinkerbelle Premium Member 18 days ago

    some people deal with their problems by getting sauced

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    thejanith Premium Member 18 days ago

    Love it! Thanks for the laugh.

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    Jml58  18 days ago

    He was the apple left behind.

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    sobrown51  18 days ago

    For all those picked last in school or athletics.

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    Ron Bauerle  18 days ago

    Thanks for the reminder of the opening of Disney’s “Oliver and Company” (don’t google it unless you want to be depressed).

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