Peanuts by Charles Schulz for November 26, 2024

For the drinking milk star, Marcie didn’t skim off the top either she gave her whole 2% into it. Didn’t mooove until she was done.

PP should get one for best sleeping person in class.

Peppermint Patty should get a star for athletics…

In elementary in the 60s we got milk in the morning and that awful orange juice concentrate in the afternoon. I was lactose intolerant so, lucky me, I was given juice twice. Fortunately I grew out of that. Maybe the orange juice did it, one way or the other.

And she’s oh, so good

And she’s oh, so fine

And she’s oh, so healthy

In her body and her mind

-Kinks (almost)

Well, PP, sounds like you should go back to obedience school. Idiots don’t get the gold.

Cartoonist Charles Schulz was born in Minneapolis, Minnesota on November 26, 1922. He created the beloved Peanuts characters, personally creating 17,897 comic strips and overseeing 37 television specials.

How about a gold star for bad handwriting, being late, and spilling milk.

Drinking milk?

Want some gold stars? STOP FALLING ASLEEP IN CLASS!! It’s not that hard!

A simple “yes” would suffice, but you get a gold star for specific answ—

Kind of like participation trophies.

What, Marcie, no “sir”?

Almost like everyone forgot Charles Scuhlz’s birthday is today.

How exactly would you not get a gold star for drinking milk?

Garfield got one for eating donuts.

Can’t commiserate with a content or happy person. Misery loves company.

Is the gold star for milk drinking based on the quantity of milk drunk, one’s table manners while drinking it, or something else?

I vaguely remember being jealous when other kids got gold stars and I didn’t.

I can’t decide which is stranger: that the teacher gives out stars for drinking milk, or that Pep has not been able to earn one for such a simple task.

One for the ‘barking up the wrong tree’ file.

two typical students in my teaching experience

Never ask a super-student what prizes she’s won lately

You’re OK Patty, the teacher is just a bozo! ;-)

Charles Schulz, Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday to you! Charles Schulz, Charles Schulz, Happy Number 100 and 2!!

You need to select some other walking partner, pal.

She asked!