Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 09, 2024

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    seanfear  about 1 month ago

    and who can deliver pizza to Mars

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    TheSkulker  about 1 month ago

    Best billionaire ??? How about worst billionaire!

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    Freebyrd1  about 1 month ago

    When that sort of thing happens round here we call it cabaret.

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    The Duke  about 1 month ago

    How many Billionaires live in Id?

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    donlackie  about 1 month ago

    A Presidential Election

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    gokarDun  about 1 month ago

    Biggest problem? We live on the battlefield.

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    My First Premium Member about 1 month ago

    If you are providing a service or product that millions of people want, like a battery run car, or Facebook, or a way to get goods delivered to your door, and become a billionaire, I say, “God bless you. Well done”. Only in America.

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    rockyridge1977  about 1 month ago

    ………may take a while!

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member about 1 month ago

    “Billionaire” is just the new millionaire. There were a total of 3,194 billionaires worldwide in 2022, 759 of them in the USA. Quite a few more today.

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    Goat from PBS  about 1 month ago

    Whoever buys the best weapons can have that title for all I care.

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    CountOlaf2 Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Id has seemed awfully violent recently. Probably because its full of Idiots.

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    poppacapsmokeblower  about 1 month ago

    Root for the peasants.

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    baskate_2000  about 1 month ago

    Popcorn is all this argument is worth.

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    Radish...   about 1 month ago

    Maga will be happy to pay for their tax breaks.

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    nsaber  about 1 month ago

    So many choices, so little time…

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    rshive  about 1 month ago

    I suspect that Huns had their disagreements too.

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    Space_cat  about 1 month ago

    Easy, which ones are trying to shove fascism down our throats, and which ones could have easily prevented it? ALL are bad!

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    ladykat  about 1 month ago

    Extra butter on my popcorn, please.

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    puddleglum1066  about 1 month ago

    We are headed, I think, for a battle between Wall Street old money (conservative, established) and Silicon Valley new money (radical, “let’s break things and let somebody else patch them together”). It will be interesting indeed…

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    steveandsherrylb  about 1 month ago

    There are an awful lot of billionaires, But Soros has to be right up there.

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    Mediatech  about 1 month ago

    Best billionaire is a contradiction of terms.

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    ncorgbl  about 1 month ago

    Beware the billionaires you haven’t heard about.

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    Durak Premium Member about 1 month ago

    The uber-wealthy are a true scourge upon us all. No one is worth that much wealth. No one.

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    62kathleenhicks  about 1 month ago

    There is no best!

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    TimeLordSoundwave  about 1 month ago

    Let them fight!

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    Teto85 Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Billionaires are proof that the system does not work.

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    KEA  about 1 month ago

    “Best Billionaire” is an oxymoron

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    M.K.Staffeld  about 1 month ago

    Wiz, might want to also get some pizza and a few sodas for this.

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    NolaMan  about 1 month ago

    thats easy! the best billionaire (and multi-millionaires) is obviously the one who is fairly distributing their wealth with their fellow countrymen(women), so the answer is NONE!

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    geese28  about 1 month ago

    Waiting with open arms….in case cash falls out

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    Strawberry King  about 1 month ago

    And get me a large Dr. Pepper.

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    richardjohnsonvp  about 1 month ago

    I’d suggest getting the boiling oil instead.

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