Herman by Jim Unger for November 08, 2024

Taking a flyer on the new guy

Love the salesmen’s demos.

And call the VP. He’ll need to be here.

Uh, I think he needs a bigger wing.

Actually, it won’t take 20 minutes for doofus to hit the sidewalk. So he should be back in time to take a few calls before lunch.

You’re both gonna die.

They’ll have to change that old joke. “I just flew in from [insert preferred city] and boy is my neck sore!”

Aerodynamically speaking, connecting the wings to your ears may not be the best thing. Unless you have big ears of course.

Those magnificent men in their flying machines

They go up, Tiddley up, up

They go down, Tiddley down, down

Testing must be part of his job too.

Do laws against base-jumping also apply to rooftop paramotoring?

This should be interesting!

Or on the ground at the bottom of the building. Splat!

Just refer him to Shark Tank. That would be a good one.

These early drones weren’t too successful

“Fred, here, will be up on the roof only 5 minutes.”

Life in the PTO.

I guess the carrier pigeon quit.

Drone?

Feel free to call 911 right now.

“….and then on the ground until the police and coroner leave.”

and in the parking lot with the EMTs for about 45 minutes.